After a night of over drinking,
Dani crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.

"Who the hell are you? "Demanded Dani, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St Peter".

Dani was stunned.

"You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have so much to live for,
I haven't said goodbye to my family,
You've got to send me back straight away."

St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch! .
We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Dani was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from his house,
he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
"This isn't so bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen.
How are you enjoying your first day here?

"It's not so bad, "replied Dani, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before."

"Never," replied Dani.

"Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later,
an egg popped out from under his tail.

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him, ever!! !

The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg,
he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,

Dani! Wake up, you drunken bastard, you're shitting on the bed."

LMCAO & F!!!

1luv!!!

hao true is this?!

infact i can stop laughing
and am still laughing now

Dani cant deny it

read dis b4,bt still cool,i bet dani will have 2 wash d bed spred hmsef

aww poor dani
but na so sam self dey take piss 4 bed

lol

Broda Sam iz dhat true?

yea romade, thats why i told him to look for another name. i cant bear the same name with him anymore.

see denial

kkkkk
yea man

@joke
lmao! nice one sammie, one fried chicken for u

lola no mind him person wey stil dey wear trainers pant 4 afternoon

lmao, lil wonder he hasn't shown up for d past 2 dayz, hehehehehehe
ayagbele

but dani fit pack him shit one tym but sam piss go spread cus na 50litres of water he dey consume per day

tytylayor:

lmao, lil wonder he hasn't shown up for d past 2 dayz, hehehehehehe
ayagbele

Hehe!! Tell him I misz him, wheneva yu c him!

romade:

but dani fit pack him shit one tym but sam piss go spread cus na 50litres of water he dey consume per day

Romade hao yu take knw sef? na yu dey clean yansh 4 dem?

hhhmmmm
okay
he still dey ashame to come out

shameless dani

Yu really expect him to be shameful?

not really cus he still takes cerelac

along with peak 1 2 3

and SMA

SMA purges him

chei!!

i go give am my pikin if he continues to purge

dem supose dey giv am akamu

Kai! Tyty!! yu get am for pikin?

<sub>dani won't see this until he returns from okro sales

one pray he sells well</sub>

tyty u wan make we buy aso-ebi abi

tyty get one dozen of pikins

Ben20001:

<sub>dani won't see this until he returns from okro sales

one pray he sells well</sub>

HAHA!! c as una dey diszz 1luv!!

Even yu Ben!

stale joke!

Nice remix though.