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Re: Continue the story ... by Dime(f): 4:43am On May 10, 2007 |
whew! it's hot. Suddenly the phone rings and interupted their love making |
Re: Continue the story ... by jaybaby(f): 8:30pm On May 11, 2007 |
Re: Continue the story ... by anusule(m): 11:00pm On May 11, 2007 |
Oh darling forget the phone, continue, oh oh oh God, oh more more. |
Re: Continue the story ... by robby1(m): 2:54am On May 13, 2007 |
-------he continued to kiss her and the phone entered voicemail They didn't care anyways. he gently lifted her off her feet and dropped her on the couch while still kissing her and saying sweet nothings into her ear. He travelled south, unbottoning her blouse and--------- |
Re: Continue the story ... by Smashing1(f): 7:14pm On Jun 07, 2007 |
, and the voicemail was recording, but they were oblivious to it. He kept on whispering sweet nothings, she kept sighing, and they went on, |
Re: Continue the story ... by desodgi(m): 12:01pm On Jun 08, 2007 |
Then daddy walked in,and the film ended. |
Re: Continue the story ... by robby1(m): 2:11pm On Jun 09, 2007 |
you are one hell of a funny dude. why do you want to spoil the whole thing? post not accepted @topic . . .and as they went on, it got very heated and rough. at a point, he was saying "To who does it belong to" and thrusting in rythm, while she was saying "na me na me na me" in response. then. . . |
Re: Continue the story ... by chiogo(f): 2:12pm On Jun 09, 2007 |
OMG.lmao. na wa ohhhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: Continue the story ... by desodgi(m): 2:13pm On Jun 09, 2007 |
then suddenly she farted pooooh! |
Re: Continue the story ... by osasp(m): 9:37am On Jun 13, 2007 |
LMAO, nd it was really loud nd she let out another one, this time, it sounded like a machine gun, tututututututututu, tut |
Re: Continue the story ... by robby1(m): 10:54pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
this aint funny any longer |
Re: Continue the story ... by 9ja4eva: 1:54am On Jun 14, 2007 |
Grin your teeth den |
Re: Continue the story ... by donjohano(m): 4:29pm On Jun 17, 2007 |
Donjohano re-entered the thread and realised that if he were to make any meaningful contribution to this epic narrative, he would have to start from the very beginning. He groaned in sheer agony at the thought and decided to kill off all of the characters, one by one. And this how he went about it, |
Re: Continue the story ... by 9ja4eva: 8:22pm On Jun 17, 2007 |
Regretting he didnt make any contribution |
Re: Continue the story ... by osasp(m): 1:18pm On Jun 18, 2007 |
still regretting it, slapping himself |
Re: Continue the story ... by moondust(m): 4:35pm On Jun 19, 2007 |
picks up the script and dumps it in the paper shredder |
Re: Continue the story ... by donjohano(m): 9:54pm On Jun 21, 2007 |
regretting he didn't think of that |
Re: Continue the story ... by donjohano(m): 10:08pm On Jun 21, 2007 |
and then Alfred Hitchcock shouted "Cut!" donjohano: Al, this isn't a movie. Hitchcock: Well, it should be, all this inconsequential dialogue going absolutely nowhere. donjhano: Sorry Al, it's a blog story. Hitchcock: What's that? donjohano: It's a long story. Literally. Hitchcock: The more I learn, the less I understand. donjohano: Look, we're holding up the plot here. Hitchcock: Ahah! Then it is a movie! Where's my blonde? donjohano: eh? Hitchcock: I always have a blonde in my films - Kim Novak in Vertigo, Grace Kelly in To Catch A Thief and Dial M For Murder, Janet Leigh in Psycho. donjohano: We're Nigerians, Hitch. No blondes here. Hitchcock: You're African? donjohano: Yep. Hitchcock: All of you? donjohano: Yep. Hitchcock: Well, that doesn't matter. We can have a black blonde. What about that singer, Bouncy? donjohano: You mean Beyonce? She'll cost a lot of money. Hitchcock: Doesn't matter. This is Hollywood! donjohano: Actually, it's more like Nollywood. Hitchcock: eh? donjohano: It's a long story. |
Re: Continue the story ... by 9ja4eva: 1:35am On Jun 22, 2007 |
Very long but has to be told |
Re: Continue the story ... by osasp(m): 5:15pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
just when i was startin to enjoy that |
Re: Continue the story ... by desodgi(m): 5:16pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
daddy walked in |
Re: Continue the story ... by OmoEko1(f): 5:23pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
and asked me what was i up too |
Re: Continue the story ... by desodgi(m): 5:25pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
and i replied "he was only trying to help scratch my back" but daddy didn't accept the answer and told the boy to get out of his house. . |
Re: Continue the story ... by osasp(m): 5:27pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
and daddy said, you this girl, you will not put me in trouble |
Re: Continue the story ... by OmoEko1(f): 5:36pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
when u get big bell your eyes go open then |
Re: Continue the story ... by desodgi(m): 5:37pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
but she said "daddy he uses condom now,how can i get big belly.Daddy am not a small gurl enymoreoooo" |
Re: Continue the story ... by osasp(m): 5:44pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
then daddy sed how am i sure u are not pregnant sef, wheres everybody? |
Re: Continue the story ... by moondust(m): 5:56pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
they're sleeping inside. |
Re: Continue the story ... by OmoEko1(f): 6:17pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
the dady started yelling on top of his voice calling calling everyone out |
Re: Continue the story ... by omogenaija(f): 7:53pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
and i got scared so i left with my boyfriend and never came back home again, THE END |
Re: Continue the story ... by osasp(m): 8:00pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
watch out 4 part 2, 4 edidi lane idumota lagos,1/3 pound road aba,lmfao |
Re: Continue the story ... by omogenaija(f): 8:01pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
lol , part 1 didnt make sense and ur already working on part 2 , typical naija |
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