1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.

2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!

3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 month. Living in Paradise I guess?

4. Someone is always "Available". How free are you?

5. From first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp" I Know, that's why you're on my list!=))

6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?

7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only". Dude then throw away your phone,you're not using the phone's primary function.

8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing=-D

Dis pisses off most, "Battery abt to die" for 3 consecutive months. Should we contact PHCN concerning d power situation of ur house or buy u new generator?=^>

How can someone be "At the gym" for 4 months? Is he preparing to fight with JOHN CENA*ROTFL*

13. U're always "In a meeting" then focus on the meeting and quit WhatsApp, or Is WhatsApp the venue for me meeting =]Y ;^L


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