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Morning duty by Advin(m): 11:21pm On Oct 26, 2005
Q : What's the first thing a blond does in the
morning?

A : She picks up her clothes and goes back home!
Re: Morning duty by Maneater1(f): 10:16am On Jan 23, 2007
;d ;d ;d
Re: Morning duty by Oracle(m): 3:35pm On Dec 04, 2007
I really didn't get that.
If she goes back home in the morning, where did she sleep?
Re: Morning duty by kant26(f): 6:26am On Dec 05, 2007
em in a guys house, duh!
Re: Morning duty by Migines(m): 8:44am On Dec 05, 2007
Lol. Slut!
Re: Morning duty by ademiller(f): 9:39am On Apr 10, 2008
Migines not all ladies that sleep in a guys house is a slut, it mite b her bfriend, Duh!!!!! tongue
Re: Morning duty by olulu(m): 11:00am On Apr 10, 2008
ademiller:

Migines not all ladies that sleep in a guys house is a slut, it mite b her bfriend, Duh!!!!! tongue


story
every guy na her bf.
Re: Morning duty by ThugLife1(m): 12:47am On Apr 11, 2008
Prostitute cheesy
Re: Morning duty by clemcykul(f): 10:48am On Apr 11, 2008
hmm
Re: Morning duty by ituen(m): 1:22pm On Apr 11, 2008
Olulu, i support u.

Clemcy na NLD prostitute
Re: Morning duty by tufe(m): 2:00pm On Apr 11, 2008
i have finally found something that i can happily second grin
Re: Morning duty by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Apr 11, 2008
tufe i support u

ITEUN na NLD love-vendor
Re: Morning duty by tufe(m): 2:29pm On Apr 11, 2008
clem, did u see the post before supporting me
Re: Morning duty by clemcykul(f): 3:12pm On Apr 11, 2008
i don old how i go take see

u dey mind dat raw iteun wink

na jokes forum so anytin goes, no pain smiley
Re: Morning duty by gilgee(m): 3:24pm On Apr 11, 2008
I no gree laugh. Who be NLD pros and love-vendor? kai! We need to start thread with this one oo.
Re: Morning duty by tufe(m): 3:40pm On Apr 11, 2008
. . why dont you do teh honors. we will second you
Re: Morning duty by gilgee(m): 3:47pm On Apr 11, 2008
Tufe help me out.
Re: Morning duty by clemcykul(f): 3:53pm On Apr 11, 2008
u beta dont start it.

i dont want to be pissed, am dead serious!
Re: Morning duty by gilgee(m): 4:06pm On Apr 11, 2008
Why the thing dey vex You na?
Na you?
Re: Morning duty by tufe(m): 4:24pm On Apr 11, 2008
she knwo say na only she go be nominee and na only she go win am. no contenders at all grin grin grin

and that can affect her rep so negatively, so u see, anyone that starts anything like that wud certainly die in my hands cool cool angry angry
Re: Morning duty by gilgee(m): 4:31pm On Apr 11, 2008
You don get liver oo. . . you wan help me marry my wife?
Re: Morning duty by clemcykul(f): 4:47pm On Apr 11, 2008
tufe be thou warned
Re: Morning duty by olulu(m): 5:15pm On Apr 11, 2008
association of
fuckors
and fuckees


all of them are fuckaholics

tufe =president
gilgee- secretary
ituen= chief whip fuckor
clem= nay, she b virgin



grin grin grin
Re: Morning duty by tufe(m): 5:24pm On Apr 11, 2008
olu,
sorry men, but i aint no president.
i be born again o. no try yourself dey associate me with all you na bla bla bla issue grin grin grin grin wink wink
Re: Morning duty by olulu(m): 5:32pm On Apr 11, 2008
u? born wetin?
lie lie
omuti


u wish

bloody bla bla president

local and international


grin grin grin grin
Re: Morning duty by gilgee(m): 9:00pm On Apr 11, 2008
Bless you brothers and sisters in the lord. The lord is good; all the time.
Re: Morning duty by ituen(m): 1:05am On Apr 12, 2008
all shout AMEN!!!!!!

Olulu must be cured of his delusions
Re: Morning duty by tufe(m): 2:51pm On Apr 13, 2008
bring him for delieverance.i'll take him to Rev King.

make them pour fuel for him body for the deliverance session to begin
Re: Morning duty by gilgee(m): 4:24pm On Apr 13, 2008
Tufe na so you like the guy reach? shocked
Re: Morning duty by tufe(m): 7:20pm On Apr 13, 2008
men i like am Oo. that guy na my guy that year.

we be home boiz from youth, me and Rev King really run things together na.

him come leave me enter ministry, while me i pursue my medical career. na there we part.

you wan meet am, make i hook u up tongue tongue
Re: Morning duty by olulu(m): 8:07pm On Apr 13, 2008
rev king and tufe.

hmmm

no wonder , holy mad men


grin grin grin
Re: Morning duty by tufe(m): 8:13pm On Apr 13, 2008
fire on bro,

u no say people dey run from me, btu i dey adnire your ginger.

i'll bid my time with you wink wink cheesy cheesy

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