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A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 7:00am On Sep 05, 2015
what do you have to say?

Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by absoluteSuccess: 7:05am On Sep 05, 2015
GAGUT is back, Prof. Oyibo must see this.
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 7:08am On Sep 05, 2015
post=37686929:
GAGUT is back, Prof. Oyibo must see this.
call them all
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 7:10am On Sep 05, 2015
MISSNORA come n see. I know say sabi maths
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by 175(m): 7:14am On Sep 05, 2015
Let's show it to Buhari first! Maybe this can help him calculate n locate his missing land in Portharcourt gringrin
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Nobody: 7:21am On Sep 05, 2015
Of course, 2x0 =1x0. Which is what u just did.


Even 5(0)=1(0)

Does it mean that 5=1?
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 7:21am On Sep 05, 2015
175:
Let's show it to Buhari first! Maybe this can help him calculate n locate his missing land in Portharcourt gringrin

am just passing
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 7:23am On Sep 05, 2015
vfactor:
Of course, 2x0 =1x0. Which is what u just did.


Even 5(0)=1(0)

Does it mean that 5=1?
use expression to show that 5=1
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mynd44: 7:24am On Sep 05, 2015
Same way 7(0)=3(0)
Hence 7=3 but really?

Keep manipulating things that suns up to zero and you can bring up anything you like
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 7:26am On Sep 05, 2015
Mynd44:
Same way 7(0)=3(0)
Hence 7=3 but really?

Keep manipulating things that suns up to zero and you can bring up anything you like
use a mathematical expression to show that 7=3
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Nobody: 7:32am On Sep 05, 2015
Mbkite:

use expression to show that 5=1

I just used it.
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 7:34am On Sep 05, 2015
vfactor:

I just used it.
snap ur working n upload
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by chymystique(f): 7:47am On Sep 05, 2015
@ op, I disagree with your a2+ a2= a2 + ab.... It should be (2ab)2

Cause the 2nd variable stated that a2 equals ab

Pls the 2ab in the 5th variable, how did you get it?

Lol @ 2= 1. one of the things I love about mathematics, too many manipulations as long as you can prove it. QED
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mynd44: 8:05am On Sep 05, 2015
Mbkite:

use a mathematical expression to show that 7=3
7(0)=3(0) is a mathematical expression
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 8:20am On Sep 05, 2015
chymystique:
@ op, I disagree with your a2+ a2= a2 + ab.... It should be (2ab)2

Cause the 2nd variable stated that a2 equals ab

Pls the 2ab in the 5th variable, how did you get it?

Lol @ 2= 1. one of the things I love about mathematics, too many manipulations as long as you can prove it. QED
i added a^2 to both sides of d equation. For d fifth line, I subtracted 2ab frm both sides of d equation.

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Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by chymystique(f): 8:32am On Sep 05, 2015
Mbkite:

i added a^2 to both sides of d equation. For d fifth line, I subtracted 2ab frm both sides of d equation.


ve added a2to the 4th variable and it didnt give me 2ab. Pls can you show how you worked it cause am lost on how, where and why you had to add a2to both sides.

This manipulations no be here oo. Looll
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by MISSNORA(f): 8:37am On Sep 05, 2015
Mbkite:
MISSNORA come n see. I know say sabi maths
lol
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 8:55am On Sep 05, 2015
chymystique:



ve added a2to the 4th variable and it didnt give me 2ab. Pls can you show how you worked it cause am lost on how, where and why you had to add a2to both sides.

This manipulations no be here oo. Looll
LOL, it's mathematics. Whatever u do to RHS also do same to d LHS, nothing changes. U can even choose to add BUHARI to both sides of d equation, it doesn't stil change d equation.
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 8:57am On Sep 05, 2015
Lalasticlala, oga seun, et al. pls help us with this...
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by mycrr04(m): 9:28am On Sep 05, 2015
How is a^2 = ab
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 9:31am On Sep 05, 2015
mycrr04:
How is a^2 = ab
multiply both sides by "a" assume, a=b, multiply both sides by "a"
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by mycrr04(m): 9:49am On Sep 05, 2015
Assume?
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 9:59am On Sep 05, 2015
mycrr04:
Assume?
yes bro. All mathematical principles are hinged to certain assumption. Ask Prof. Chike Obi.
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by mycrr04(m): 10:14am On Sep 05, 2015
Mbkite:

yes bro. All mathematical principles are hinged to certain assumption. Ask Prof. Chike Obi.

I dont do assumptions...this is why I dont like maths.
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 10:24am On Sep 05, 2015
mycrr04:

I dont do assumptions...this is why I dont like maths.
Life itself is full of assumptions...
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by mycrr04(m): 11:01am On Sep 05, 2015
Mbkite:

Life itself is full of assumptions...
Life is not science
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 11:03am On Sep 05, 2015
mycrr04:
Life is not science
lol... Next line of argument. Lets leave it nxt time.
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Physika(f): 11:26am On Sep 05, 2015
*Physics lecturer says*
Solve this problem..
->Assuming.. a=b

Excuse me sir, whats par with the assumption. angry

*walks out of lecture hall*
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 11:35am On Sep 05, 2015
Physika:
*Physics lecturer says* Solve this problem.. ->Assuming.. a=b
Excuse me sir, whats par with the assumption. angry
*walks out of lecture hall*
don't walk out, cum bak. Can u make ur question clearer?
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Physika(f): 11:41am On Sep 05, 2015
Mbkite:

don't walk out, cum bak.
Can u make ur question clearer?

Sir, with all due respect. Why try to confuse us?
From all indication just as a boy cannot assume the role of a girl. So also, a cannot be equal to b.
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by Mbkite(m): 11:56am On Sep 05, 2015
Physika:


Sir, with all due respect. Why try to confuse us?
From all indication just as a boy cannot assume the role of a girl. So also, a cannot be equal to b.

hahahahahaha.
Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by wallmosh: 3:09pm On Sep 05, 2015
The basis is that a,b are 0

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