Goin' to the Movies

I wanted to take my kids to the movies, but did not want to wait in line to buy the tickets, so I called ahead to the theater to buy them over the phone.

I asked, "How much is a ticket"?

They said, "Seven dollars."

I asked, "How much for children"?

They said, "Same price. Seven dollars."

I said, "The airlines charge half fare for children."

They said, "Okay, put your kids on a plane to somewhere and you come to the movie. You'll enjoy it a lot more that way anyway."