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PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 1:56pm On Apr 05, 2009 |
This Is So Funny! Pay Ur Bail: Mine Was Over $403.50 Wats Urs? This is HILARIOUS! 1) Smoked pot -- $5 2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$1 3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10 4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $100 5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $20 6) Went streaking -- $1 7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $1 Kissed a co-worker-- $ 1 9)Kissed your boss --$5 10) Been arrested -- $1 11) Spent time in jail -- $10 12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50 13) Played spin the bottle -- $5 14) Done something you regret -- $50 15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20 16) Been in love with a stripper -- $50 17) Went skinny dipping -- $5 18) Been slapped-- $1 19) Slapped someone-- $100 20) Beat up someone -- $20 21) Been jumped -- $10 22) Ever had sex at church -- $1 23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $50 24) Cheated on test -- $75 25) Vandalized something -- $20 26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $1 27) Crossed dressed -- $10 28) Given money to stripper -- $25 29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30 30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20 31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$30 32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $5 33) Ever drive drunk -- $10 34) Used toys while having sex -- $45 35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $50 36) Had sex in a pool -- $1 37) Masturbated -- $50 38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$1 39) Done oral -- $5 40) Got oral -- $5 41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $50 42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $1 43) Stole something -- $20 44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $50 45) Made a dirty home video -- $1 46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$50 47) Had a party -- $1(am i the only person on facebook who hasn't done this!!!) 48) Had sex in a public place-- $75 49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $10 50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20 51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $75 52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$1 53) Lied to your mate -- $5 54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 So Folks state your Bills here, |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 12:03pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
+$479.00 i am so innocent |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Ben13: 12:05pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
i slapped someone, tell me my bill. |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by SamMilla1(m): 12:06pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
2 dollars |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 12:09pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
add masturbation and peeing in d pool 2 ur list |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Lolabbey: 12:11pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
hmmmm |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 12:13pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
lola collect ya bill fast o |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Lolabbey: 12:19pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
i no get charges at all |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 12:23pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
even Jesus said he wasnt perfect & dat we shd work towards perfection so repent from self -righteousness |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by blissieng(f): 4:55pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
romade: Some ppl will find it hard to believe, but there are people who actually have NO bill! Put that in ya pipe n smoke it!!! |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by StanP(m): 5:09pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
Just $179.who do i pay the bills to. |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 10:53am On Apr 07, 2009 |
Pay to the Financial Secretary of NairaLand. Folks you can pay your bills to the below Bank Details Account Name: NairaLand Bills Account Number: 12312302140214419 Bank Name: NairaLand Bank Plc Sort Code: Thread 403.50 IBAN: NL THREAD 12312302140214419 403.50 Branch: Joke Section Country: www.nairaland.com State the amount paid and your statement of BiLLs |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Lolabbey: 10:56am On Apr 07, 2009 |
dis guy don wok 4 bank b4 |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 7:06pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Yez! Yez! NAIRALAND BANK PLC Position Held: Governor Pay your BILLS!!!! |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by clemcykul(f): 11:03am On Apr 09, 2009 |
ohh lawdie, am guilty of a lot there o |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by blissieng(f): 11:55am On Apr 09, 2009 |
No surprises there! |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 12:01pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
ble no matter wat u don do 1 |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Lolabbey: 12:02pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
i did all |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 12:08pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
gud lass |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by blissieng(f): 12:14pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
romade:You'd be surprised! |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Lolabbey: 12:20pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
dat u'r guilty of all, swty am not surprisd |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 12:27pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
me too |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by blissieng(f): 12:35pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
type watever u like, fink watever u like -- - deep down u know waramean. |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Lolabbey: 12:54pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
dnt tak it personal hony |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by blissieng(f): 12:55pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
for the upteenth time, I dont take anything personally - at least not on here |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 1:09pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
blissieng: check & confirm from ur words dat inglish no b ur papa tongue |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by blissieng(f): 1:17pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
enlish no be my papa tongue o! You no hear my name? e be like english name? |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 1:19pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
Half naira. |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 1:21pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
Ngozi |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by blissieng(f): 1:22pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
romade: so why would you even think to insinuate that I'm english? |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 1:38pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
ina u dey act lyk say u be inglish mistress |
Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by blissieng(f): 1:53pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
then I appologise ----- NOT! |
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