so u dey live 4 rat infested house na wah o

mykali:


those rats are good in Matrix moves.

some things a man will never say

1 I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right!

2 your boobs are just way too big.

3 We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shopping so I can hold your purse.

4 Sure, I would love to wear a condom.

Can you go any lower? That is in ur use of words,

i sure say na mykali b d 3rd ar

hmmm

@lola

i heard the rats having the conversation oh. i nor follow.

@bliesing

what are u getting at?

@topic

i know this next joke is so old but to me it is the best joke alive.  



Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her (e.g farting in public). Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, " He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted (farted like hell)   . And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.

Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like the kind of think a skunk would inhale and die.  She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her cabbage cooking.

Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a Happy Birthday!!!


                        THE END  

@mykali
lmao! kudos man

Lol @ thread. Pretty nice jokes

nice jokes mykolo

mykolo, the kolorized mikey

dis na pedigree abi wetin

mykali dis romade sabi book no b small i buy 1 shot of shekpe 4 u on friday wen i land 4 Garrison or rumuomasi

see what drinking can cause but mykolo can drink o

am sorry u av 2 go,ur ticket has jst xpired

evryday na 4 tief,onedey na 4 d owner

who be the thief and who be the owner?

sholabanke:

who be the thief and who be the owner?

Tuface na d thief, Sound Sultan the Hunter, and Cbase the owner

who b the bushmeat and whol b the hunter

Imagine if 007 said

'My name is Bond, Jumoke Bond' LOL --- Now THAT will be funny!

Re: Mike n Maureen, I wonder why the joke wasnt told from Mike's perspective!

Perv!

:p

what can i say