na buhari be the proprietor of this school?

Ok

This is serious.

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am i dreaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKXPjk909sw

DashMeYansh:

There's. Nothing funny about this rot of education in your country

oku die ko ni opolo

goat that doesn't say optimistic things.

Forming emotionless mofo on NL.

E pele o, eyin omo America.

I'm yet to recover from the defeat caused by Steven Naismith. no more watching of Chelsea game till next season.

engrjacuzzi:
I'm yet to recover from the defeat caused by Steven Naismith.
no more watching of Chelsea game till next season.

Lol.

But
Please [abeg] and please lend me 2 mins of your time and 50kb of you data and kindly vote for me here https://mobile.twitter.com/runzlord/status/639602054546255872?p=v
The link to the voting page is in that status, cos I can't post the link directly on Nairaland due to Nairaland restrictions. Thank you very much.

It a a palm selfie contest by samsung.

I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I was so excited. That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying, “We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg. So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?” He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief. Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!” The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10? Shiiii. So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky. Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap. Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the soap?” Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of Nigeria. I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time Lagos na

I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I was so excited. That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying, “We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg. So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?” He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief. Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!” The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10? Shiiii. So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky. Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap. Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the soap?” Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of Nigeria. I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time Lagos na

checked on the state code 02...ibadannn?

Amateur photoshop

Buhari Is A Ticking Time
Bomb With A Dangerous Agenda
Mr Femi Aribisala predicted on
Twitter that when critical decisions are to be
taken, Yemi Osinbajo, the token Southerner
in Aso Rock, would be sent to go and buy
“guguru and epa.” This has proved
prescient. The vice president was barred
from attending a national security briefing
on the grounds that he did not have
security clearance. But who can have more
clearance than a man elected by the
people? How did Buhari himself get his?
On August 30th, 2015, the vice president
was again publicly embarrassed when
armed men shut down the Aso Rock Chapel,
preventing him from worshipping there.
After shouting myself hoarse, warning
Nigerians not to elect Buhari as president,
I decided to keep quiet and watch things
unfold from the sidelines. Fela said about
Buhari’s first-coming: “The people wey no
sabi dey jubilate, the people wey sabi dey
shake their head.” It is now passed 100 days
since Muhammadu Buhari became
president and many of my worst fears have
been confirmed. President Buhari is a
ticking time-bomb that might precipitate
the disintegration of Nigeria!
Presidential dictatorship
In the middle of a national economic crisis,
the president has been comatose. He made
himself the Sole Administrator of Nigeria; a
role not envisaged by the Constitution.
These 100 days, Buhari has been the
Minister of Finance, the Minister of
Petroleum, as well as the Attorney-General.
He has been the Minister of Education, even
though we are yet to see his school-leaving
certificate. He alone has been the minister
in all the ministries of the federal
government.
As a result, the country has ground to a
halt. There has been no national direction,
no economic policy; no government. Only
bombastic anti-corruption rhetoric. Not
surprisingly, the economy has gone from
bad to worse. Official reports from the
National Bureau of Statistics indicate that
while like Nero, Buhari fiddles as Nigeria
burns, our GDP has plummeted to 2.35
percent; a 40 percent decline under Buhari.
Job-creation has dropped by 69 percent.
The CBN, in its Monetary Policy Committee
Report of August 2015, complained that:
“lack of fiscal directives is behind (Nigeria’s)
current economic woes.
” This is a big indictment of the
administration. The coming of Buhari has
brought about stagnation in domestic and
foreign direct investments. The stock
market has nose-dived, with investors
scared away due to uncertainties arising
from the government’s indecisiveness
in the face of national economic adversity.
One-chance presidency
It is now clear that Buhari obtained votes
from Nigerians during the election through
false pretences. Contrary to his highfalutin
campaign promises, he has not stabilised
the international price of oil. Instead, it has
fallen drastically from $60 to $40. Buhari
has not made the naira equal to the dollar.
As a matter of fact, it has depreciated
considerably under his short watch. He has
not used his vaunted military experience to
defeat Boko Haram. On the contrary, the
insurgency has become far more deadly,
with over 1,000 innocent Nigerians killed
within just three months.
Buhari’s promised free meals for school-
children, allowances for discharged Youth
Corpers, and 5,000 naira monthly allowance
for indigent Nigerians have all turned out to
be poppycock. He has not even mentioned
the coal industry in Enugu, how much more
made any moves to revive it. His boast to
APC governors that he will recover billions
of dollars of stolen funds within three
months has proved to be hogwash. With the
election over, he quickly backtracked on
Chibok, saying: “We do not know if the
Chibok girls can be rescued.”
In my years as a public policy analyst, I have
never seen a government anywhere spend
its vital first 100 days doing absolutely
nothing like this one. In defence of the
president’s ineptitude, Lai Mohammed said
in a recent interview that: “Buhari never
promised he was going to do anything in
100 days, that’s the honest truth.” This
admission by the mouthpiece of the APC
confirms conclusively that President Buhari
has wasted 100 days of Nigerian lives.
Stolen achievements
Such improvements as are noticeable are
legacies of the Jonathan administration. It
is the height of deception that the do-
nothing Buhari government has been trying
to take credit for them.
Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission
(NERC) Chairman, Sam Amadi, stressed that
the recent improvements in power supply
are the result of the efforts made by the
Jonathan administration
. That should put paid to bogus attempts to
attribute them to the effects of Buhari’s
“body language.” Neither does “body
language” bring about a turnaround
maintenance of our refineries. The credit
for this goes to “clueless” Jonathan, and not
to “Baba Go-Slow.”
If we are now celebrating the end of polio in
Nigeria, it has nothing to do with Buhari,
and everything to do with Jonathan. If we
are indeed well on our way to self-
sufficiency in rice production, it is because
of the activities of Jonathan, and not
because of the inactivity of Buhari. In three
months, the Buhari administration has
added nothing to past achievements. On
the contrary, it seems inclined to bring
things to a standstill.
Media blackmail
Instead of providing effective leadership,
Buhari has opted for a campaign of
calumny against the Jonathan
administration
. Day-in, day-out, we are regaled with
outrageous declarations without
substantiation about how bad the previous
government was, and by how much it ran
down the economy. Only the gullible would
fail to realise this is just a pathetic attempt
to divert attention from the incompetence
of the Buhari government.
Buhari claims he inherited an empty
treasury. Nevertheless, he found over $30
billion in our foreign reserves. He says:
“Jonathan’s ministers stole 150 billion
dollars,” without telling us where he got this
outlandish figure from. We are told one
million barrels of oil were stolen every day
under Jonathan, without any shred of
evidence to back this up. Buhari even went
on record to claim Jonathan diverted $700
million from the $1.1 billion Chinese loan
for the Lagos/Kano rail project. But the
evidence shows the loan was for three
different projects, with only $400 million
earmarked for Lagos/Kano rail.
Governor Oshiomhole of Edo State says a
senior official of the Obama administration
revealed
that a Jonathan minister stole $6 billion
dollars, no less. This has been denied by the
Americans. He claims a consultancy fee of
140 billion naira was paid for the Second
Niger Bridge project. However, the Bureau
of Public Procurement says the total cost of
the bridge is 108 billion naira
.
Oshiomhole should face his state and desist
from further cheap newspaper blackmails.
Someone needs to remind the APC that
election campaigns are over. Once bitten,
Nigerians are now twice shy. APC won by
manipulating the media. It cannot expect to
rule using the same trickery.
Anti-corruption media distractions
Buhari’s so-called fight against corruption
has already become a farce. The first salvo
was to lock up former Jigawa State governor
and prospective 2019 PDP presidential
candidate, Sule Lamido and his two sons in
jail with extreme prejudice. Then when
Saraki rocked the boat by steamrolling
himself to the Senate presidency
without APC endorsement, his wife was
peremptorily invited for lunch by the EFCC.
The Senate has now retaliated by putting
the EFCC Chairman himself on trial on
allegation he stole trillions of recovered
naira
.
The truth of the matter is that any anti-
corruption probe is likely to open up a can
of worms. Buhari is surrounded by corrupt
politicians. Indeed, the APC is so corrupt,
the president has not been able to find 36
“clean” ministers among his colleagues in
over 100 days. That is some kind of a
negative record.
After claiming he did not have the 27.5
million naira required for the APC
presidential nomination papers
and had to borrow it, Buhari now claims he
has 30 million naira sitting pretty in his
bank account
. How does he account for this discrepancy?
Some of us are also wondering where he
got all the money used to finance his
expensive election campaign.
If the president wants to probe, he should
go right ahead and do so. However, the
current shenanigans of trying people in the
media
, and declaring everybody PDP guilty
without trial, only attests to the lack of
sincerity. APC governors, including Amaechi
and Kwankwaso, are also accused of
corruption. Fashola of Lagos is alleged to
have spent 78 million naira setting up a
personal website
. These are the president’s political buddies.
We are waiting to see if his famous probe
will also reach them.
Fighting corruption on the pages of
newspapers cannot surely be the only
preoccupation of a government. One
trenchant observer said: “Probing is not
governance neither is body language a
substitute for economic policy
.”
Northern agenda
With 100 days in office, Buhari’s ethnic
chauvinism is no longer hidden. We have
now discovered that what he meant to say
on his inauguration is: “I belong to every
Northerner, and I belong to no Southerner.”
The president went on official trip to the
U.S. without an economic agenda,
but with 29 Northerners and only four
Southerners. While there, he declared that:
“The constituents (that) gave me 97 percent
cannot in all honesty be treated on some
issues with constituencies
that gave me five percent.”
We now understand his thinking. Fulani
herdsmen continue to kill innocent farmers
while Buhari sees no evil and hears no evil;
after all, he called them “my people” to Lam
Adesina of Oyo State. Of the 32 critical
appointments he has made so far, 27 are
from his native North and only five from
the South. Not a single appointment from
the South-East. When queried about this
blatant discrepancy, Femi Adesina from the
South, and not Garba Shehu from the
North, was craftily trotted out.
Tongue-in-cheek, we are told the
appointments were made strictly on merit
. But since when did the North acquire a
monopoly of merit in Nigeria? How can the
region with regularly low cut-off JAMB
scores suddenly become the citadel of the
most meritorious public servants in the
country?
Do-nothing government
The Buhari administration is shaping out to
be the most incompetent and
inconsequential in the history of Nigeria. It
is full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
What exactly was the point of electing a
“Mr. Do-Nothing” as president of a country
of 170 million people?
After 100 days, it should now be abundantly
clear that Buhari is not qualified to be
president of 21st century Nigeria. The
president has neither agenda nor direction.
His cardinal objective is apparently the
prosecution of Northern hegemony. The
APC desperately needs to organise an
intervention, before Buhari drives the
country into the ditch. How can an ethnic
champion be expected to lead Nigeria into
the future?
It is time to admit it. Electing Buhari as
president was a big national blunder.
Femi Aribisala is a scholar and international
affairs expert. He is currently an
iconoclastic church pastor in Lagos. He is
also a syndicated essayist for a handful
publications in Nigeria. He tweets from

Not really funny.

Obrigardo:
Very good, we need more these types of school.

Driving corruption away is more of a psychological war.
[size=18pt]
I need to draw the attention of the moderators to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2594115/nigerian-arrested-kia-swallowing-cocaine

The post by exxell is offensive and i never cared to scroll down because of the GRAPHIC PHOTO he pasted. I never bothered watching the thread and i know THOUSANDS OF OTHERS will scroll over and be very offended.

The title of the thread did not have the GRAPHIC PICTURES notification, then why will someone in his sick mind bring that up in a thread that never warranted that?

Please lalasticalala, Obinoscopy, Seun can you take the guys post down and rightly BAN him. Please!!!! He has spoilt so many people's evening [/size]

bloody hypocrite like you

twoondei:
But... Seriously!!

Naming a school "defeat corruption" doesn't mean the pupils won't carry guns.

We know what covenant and Babcock students do. Redeemers? Don't even go there!

What do we (Babcock) do? :p

twoondei:
But... Seriously!!

Naming a school "defeat corruption" doesn't mean the pupils won't carry guns.

We know what covenant and Babcock students do. Redeemers? Don't even go there!

What do we (Babcock) do?

ok now! http://www.bummyla.com

So unfortunate that stupidity is the order of the day in this country and even more pathetic that some people find it funny.

Really :

Help, they are making joke of the fight against corruption.
To fight corruption in Nigeria, PMB needs only to return fiscal federalism with regional government system to Nigeria. Else he is joking over fight against corruption - like the proprietor of this International school here.

omenka:
I wonder why certain people get offended when anticorruption is mentioned here.... It feels like taking air out of their windpipe.

Take it or not, anti corruption war was hardest under Jonathan government.

Stop ingesting and vomiting all the false propaganda of hyper corruption under Jonathan government as manufactured and sold to you by APC in order to win election

we need more in Nigeria

This school is in Ghana not even Naija. The name is very funny though.

omenka:
I wonder why certain people get offended when anticorruption is mentioned here.... It feels like taking air out of their windpipe.

its a free world. U can name child " anti-corruption" As for me, i named my puppy anti-kworopchon.

Start from oshiomoOLE and Rottenme Amechi

4stylz:


From that photo; that is not corruption, it's stealing.

Funny!
Need anything from Jumia? Contact me now!

Obrigardo:
Very good, we need more these types of school.

Driving corruption away is more of a psychological war.
[size=18pt]
I need to draw the attention of the moderators to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2594115/nigerian-arrested-kia-swallowing-cocaine

The post by exxell is offensive and i never cared to scroll down because of the GRAPHIC PHOTO he pasted. I never bothered watching the thread and i know THOUSANDS OF OTHERS will scroll over and be very offended.

The title of the thread did not have the GRAPHIC PICTURES notification, then why will someone in his sick mind bring that up in a thread that never warranted that?

Please lalasticalala, Obinoscopy, Seun can you take the guys post down and rightly BAN him. Please!!!! He has spoilt so many people's evening [/size]

guy, saw it too, buh trust seun n his goons not to take any action, its traffic they are after, they forget not every1 can stomach things of that magnitude.

Billygee2u:

bloody hypocrite like you

how is he an hypocrite ? d picture is too graphic for some ppl, d post was ok, buh mane d exxel guy take down dat photo abeg,