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Islam Satan Can FART by vooks: 5:08am On Sep 18, 2015 |
1.582: Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed." Satan makes a 36 mile sprint farting all the way. He can run faster than Kenyan athletes |
Re: Islam Satan Can FART by delishpot: 5:21am On Sep 18, 2015 |
Satan fart, satan shit, satan piss....... As long as satan nor wound anybody all is well. |
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