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New Professional Titles. by bigfather(m): 5:09am On Apr 13, 2009
[b]The Ministry of Labour in Nigeria has introduced 'new titles to jobs' to remove inferiority complex, so that workers could be proud and comfortable with their professional Titles.

These are:

1. Garden Boy ---- Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

2. House Maid ---- Domestic Operations Specialist
3. Typist ---- Printed Document Handler

4. Messenger ---- Regional Business Communications Conveyer

5. Window Cleaner ---- Transparent Wall Technician

6. Temporary Teacher ---- Associate Tutor

7. Tea Boy ---- Refreshments Overseer

8. Garbage Collector ---- Public Sanitation Technician

9. Watchman ---- Area Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer

10. Thief ---- Wealth Redistribution Officer

11. Driver ---- Automobile Propulsion Pilot

12. Mechanic ---- Automobile Propulsion Specialist

Please be advised accordingly [/b] tongue
Re: New Professional Titles. by Gabry(f): 6:30am On Apr 13, 2009
LOL!!! grin grin grin Good one!
Re: New Professional Titles. by bigfather(m): 6:43am On Apr 13, 2009
gabrywyl:

LOL!!! grin grin grin Good one!

How you dey naa ? Long time . grin
Re: New Professional Titles. by Gabry(f): 2:20pm On Apr 13, 2009
Baba, I dey fine jare. How your side? grin
Re: New Professional Titles. by iniguy(m): 4:44pm On Apr 13, 2009
Haha hehe!
Re: New Professional Titles. by cbase: 8:04pm On Apr 13, 2009
See laff
Re: New Professional Titles. by bigfather(m): 2:28am On Apr 16, 2009
gabrywyl:

Baba, I dey fine jare. How your side? grin

My sister from younder, i just dey like bread and butter o ! grin
Re: New Professional Titles. by D1KeleVra(m): 2:42pm On Apr 17, 2009
See as wealth distribution officers full ground cheesy
Re: New Professional Titles. by clemcykul(f): 11:15am On Apr 18, 2009
@poster
tite stuffs, kip em coming
Re: New Professional Titles. by cbase: 8:32pm On Apr 18, 2009
9ice
Re: New Professional Titles. by clemcykul(f): 4:14pm On Apr 20, 2009
wats nice about ur poverty?
Re: New Professional Titles. by D1KeleVra(m): 7:41pm On Apr 20, 2009
tuface
Re: New Professional Titles. by clemcykul(f): 1:56pm On Apr 21, 2009
he go soon give ur babe belle
Re: New Professional Titles. by PeeJee(m): 2:01pm On Apr 21, 2009
leave am clemcy him no know say the guy na sharp shooter when he finish him only sister kele eyes go clear. let him go ask ann macauly more abt the guy tuface. cool
Re: New Professional Titles. by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Apr 21, 2009
he dey use tubaba play. but the guy sabi function wella
Re: New Professional Titles. by jamace(m): 4:04pm On Apr 21, 2009
Good titles.

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