Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,412 members, 7,954,650 topics. Date: Saturday, 21 September 2024 at 04:51 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / New Professional Titles. (614 Views)
Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! / Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles / New Job Titles (2) (3) (4)
New Professional Titles. by bigfather(m): 5:09am On Apr 13, 2009 |
[b]The Ministry of Labour in Nigeria has introduced 'new titles to jobs' to remove inferiority complex, so that workers could be proud and comfortable with their professional Titles. These are: 1. Garden Boy ---- Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist 2. House Maid ---- Domestic Operations Specialist 3. Typist ---- Printed Document Handler 4. Messenger ---- Regional Business Communications Conveyer 5. Window Cleaner ---- Transparent Wall Technician 6. Temporary Teacher ---- Associate Tutor 7. Tea Boy ---- Refreshments Overseer 8. Garbage Collector ---- Public Sanitation Technician 9. Watchman ---- Area Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer 10. Thief ---- Wealth Redistribution Officer 11. Driver ---- Automobile Propulsion Pilot 12. Mechanic ---- Automobile Propulsion Specialist Please be advised accordingly [/b] |
Re: New Professional Titles. by Gabry(f): 6:30am On Apr 13, 2009 |
LOL!!! Good one! |
Re: New Professional Titles. by bigfather(m): 6:43am On Apr 13, 2009 |
gabrywyl: How you dey naa ? Long time . |
Re: New Professional Titles. by Gabry(f): 2:20pm On Apr 13, 2009 |
Baba, I dey fine jare. How your side? |
Re: New Professional Titles. by iniguy(m): 4:44pm On Apr 13, 2009 |
Haha hehe! |
Re: New Professional Titles. by cbase: 8:04pm On Apr 13, 2009 |
See laff |
Re: New Professional Titles. by bigfather(m): 2:28am On Apr 16, 2009 |
gabrywyl: My sister from younder, i just dey like bread and butter o ! |
Re: New Professional Titles. by D1KeleVra(m): 2:42pm On Apr 17, 2009 |
See as wealth distribution officers full ground |
Re: New Professional Titles. by clemcykul(f): 11:15am On Apr 18, 2009 |
@poster tite stuffs, kip em coming |
Re: New Professional Titles. by cbase: 8:32pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
9ice |
Re: New Professional Titles. by clemcykul(f): 4:14pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
wats nice about ur poverty? |
Re: New Professional Titles. by D1KeleVra(m): 7:41pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
tuface |
Re: New Professional Titles. by clemcykul(f): 1:56pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
he go soon give ur babe belle |
Re: New Professional Titles. by PeeJee(m): 2:01pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
leave am clemcy him no know say the guy na sharp shooter when he finish him only sister kele eyes go clear. let him go ask ann macauly more abt the guy tuface. |
Re: New Professional Titles. by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
he dey use tubaba play. but the guy sabi function wella |
Re: New Professional Titles. by jamace(m): 4:04pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
Good titles. Amebo - - Area information broadcasting officer. |
(1) (Reply)
Business Is Good / Police N Bleep / The Power Of Hospital Test
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 10 |