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Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by anayoez: 4:37pm On Apr 13, 2009 |
A boy was being asked, amongst his mom and dad who he loves the most and the reason for his answer. The boy answered thus, I love my Mom, she is brave because whenever my Dad locks her up in his bedroom and beats her up, she screams to the high heavens but when she comes out immediately after, she is smiling,laughing again with dad and not even a drop of tears would be seen on her eyes. Finally, my mom is so brave, |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by cbase: 8:06pm On Apr 13, 2009 |
E Mama na strong woman oo |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by Damh: 1:36pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
Every woman brave in that particular point.If you didn't beat her up then she will beat you[i used that boy's beating term]. |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by clemcykul(f): 1:45pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
i cant remember wen last i was beating |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by mykali(m): 1:47pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
should i laugh. somebody help me out |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by cbase: 8:10pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
CB grudgingly helps mykali am tired jor |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by jmkbond(f): 11:03pm On Apr 14, 2009 |
i love my daddy and he luvs me i love my mummy and she luvs me |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by sholabanke(m): 10:17am On Apr 15, 2009 |
are you sure of this? |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by clemcykul(f): 10:43am On Apr 15, 2009 |
@cbase why u no like to dey wash mouth *covers nose wid a handkerchief* |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by sylve11: 11:10am On Apr 15, 2009 |
with dat ur dirty handkerchief, right? |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by romsky: 11:22am On Apr 15, 2009 |
wey dey unwashed since last yr |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by naijababe2(f): 11:23am On Apr 15, 2009 |
*DiRtY wHiTe HaNdKeRcHiEf* *m SuRe ThE bLeAcH wOuLd bE cRyInG fOr MeRcY* |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by sholabanke(m): 11:25am On Apr 15, 2009 |
if we throw am inside river all the fish go die within seconds |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by romsky: 11:32am On Apr 15, 2009 |
if say my clumsy no dey on line i 4 help am reply |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by sholabanke(m): 11:32am On Apr 15, 2009 |
no problem u can still do that |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by cbase: 11:57am On Apr 15, 2009 |
**brings N50 from his pocket and calls out** wey that stupid thing dem call Clemcy, COME HERE "Oya take this N50 go buy new white handkerchief, Mumu" |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by sylve11: 1:13pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
ye! na ma twinny una dey yab like this? if him get hanky wen dem take wrap shit for a year now, how dat wan take touch una? |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by D1KeleVra(m): 3:56pm On Apr 17, 2009 |
what tha? |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by Ben13: 4:19pm On Apr 17, 2009 |
who call you |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by Lolabbey: 4:22pm On Apr 17, 2009 |
u dey distob ma sleep |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by Ben13: 4:45pm On Apr 17, 2009 |
na bad thing to touch my babe bosom |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by Lolabbey: 4:51pm On Apr 17, 2009 |
i didnt read dat |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by Ben13: 5:05pm On Apr 17, 2009 |
I'm no longer interested. *turns to the opposite side of the bed* |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Apr 18, 2009 |
lol @all una left ynash |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by dani1luv: 10:28am On Apr 18, 2009 |
clemcy |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by clemcykul(f): 1:17pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
wetin. |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by sholabanke(m): 1:19pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
sumtin |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by clemcykul(f): 1:28pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
happie weekend so wats ur plan?? |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by sholabanke(m): 1:29pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
my plan is to look for u so that we can sleep |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by clemcykul(f): 2:23pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
am already feeling sleepy |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by D1KeleVra(m): 8:00pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
clemcykul: It's soft isn't it I know u can't resist |
Re: Mom Or Dad, Whom Do You Love Most And Why? (Joke) by cbase: 8:31pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
Nyash,,,,,, Soft,,,,,,, Clemcy!!! Hmmm |
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