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Four Funny Excuses People Give To Avoid Church Services by DeRoyalFranco(m): 10:21am On Sep 20, 2015
In the olden days, a large number of people
troop to churches to worship God. As they say,
change is the only constant thing, with time, the
number or people that attend worship services
have drastically reduced.
Here are four funny excuses people give, to avoid
going to church.


1. The church is full of hypocrites: This is one
major excuse Christians give. A lot of people
criticize church-goers because they expect to see
them ‘holy’ at all times. However, this could as well
be true as some church members are seen in very
‘worldly’ places which consequently discourage
‘sinners’ from attending churches.

2. The church is boring: People expect the church
to be very entertaining. The number of hours people
spend in church seem to be too long and they begin
to feel bored.

3. No time: This is unarguably the major point. Lots
of people are ‘too busy for God’. People who are on
work-shift during the weekend also fall into this
category.

4. No clothes/Money: This should NEVER be an
excuse for Christians to stay back at home because
they go there to worship God and not men.
It is believed that worshipers make fun of people
that wear particular clothes over and over again.


Source : Naij.com
Re: Four Funny Excuses People Give To Avoid Church Services by BlackrulesDworld(m): 10:23am On Sep 20, 2015
You need no excuse to do want you don't wanna do
Re: Four Funny Excuses People Give To Avoid Church Services by Nobody: 11:16am On Sep 20, 2015
Re: Four Funny Excuses People Give To Avoid Church Services by ewosk: 11:16am On Sep 20, 2015
DeRoyalFranco:
In the olden days, a large number of people
troop to churches to worship God. As they say,
change is the only constant thing, with time, the
number or people that attend worship services
have drastically reduced.
Here are four funny excuses people give, to avoid
going to church.


4. No clothes/Money: This should NEVER be an
excuse for Christians to stay back at home because
they go there to worship God and not men.
It is believed that worshipers make fun of people
that wear particular clothes over and over again.
Source : Naij.com

It happens

iffa hear say u go church without offering.... dem go just ask everybody to move roll by roll u go cum siddon chai

Even tp sef dey stop some people from going


Abi your dept text say una go use a particular colour when u nor get u come wear another color go...d kind wash wen u go receive sometimes u go just dey regret say u enter church dat day


BTW It is nice to be in the gathering of 'Brethren' worshipping God...Collective prayer and all but Most importantly your Christianity in your closet is what matters.. Happy Sunday

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