How many times have you had your Sallah hopes dashed after using the valuable hours of your hard-earned public holiday to pick out an outfit, make strategic visiting plans, and administer an overdose of purgative, only to find out that it wasn't the Sallah of the rams? How many times?!




Well, today, Wednesday 25th, 2015 is Eid Al-Adha, and we will not be denied of our Sallah ram. Now, there's always been that problem of those of us who don't know where the ram is at, and those of them who have slaughtered more than enough rams, and don't have adequate hungry guests for their pious efforts to be "ramified".


SOURCE: http://www.barbaric.com.ng/ramlocator-an-app-that-leads-you-where-the-sallah-rams-are/
Cut to RAM LOCATOR, an app/website built to connect our benevolent Muslim brethren who have more than enough ram, and the rest of us feening for that ram meat on this auspicious occasion. Just log on to www.ramlocator.com.ng to share the location of your ram with those near you, or to search for a ram near you.









As you can see, I've already requested an invite to a ram party near me, and I'm still searching for more. If you have a ram, perform your Godly duties by getting it listed up. If you have a neighbour or friend who slaughtered 2 or 3 rams, and hired caterers, please, don't wait for them to personally discover #RamLocator, do it for us in the name of Allah.

First time in the history, u all knw warrra mean.

Chai.. This is Good News for people like us wey Sabi Owo Epo

Cc. Kazrem, wristbangle what are you waiting for

I Pray o!

Lol

Trash

Lwkmd, neccesity is truly the mother of invention...

What about chickenlocator and ogufelocator?

I heard of this about a few days ago.
it lacks publicity. more awareness should be made to the public.
nice app
very innovative.

You don't mean it .

Na this kind thing Naija people sabi develop. App to locate meat! Imagine that! What happens to the app after salah?
We need apps for better things abeg, not this.

Coming,make I go send my own invitation

Hmm

hahaha..

Can this App work in Newyork too,I want to eat salah Ram oo

Watin concern Ram locator and Olosho

I jst download the app com locate one near my area, only for the locator to direct me go Ndukwa hotel, see galz half _nude telling me that they re on Sallah promo..

Abeg could it mean that Ram has a synonym with Brothel

App Ko, app ni

Well its a nice display of creativity by the app maker.

CHAIIIII..... THIS MUST BE FUNNY OOO

Nice and innovative! Keep it up

What of bingolocator?

ARRANT NONSENSICAL

ok

how many sallah celebration do Muslims have in a year.

okay,just located pspa bilinu house

Okay

nice invention, some one will soon invent 'TurkeyLocator ' or 'CowLocator'...

Omotayor123:
Chai.. This is Good News for people like us wey Sabi Owo Epo

Cc. Kazrem, wristbangle what are you waiting for

Anyway. Like I said. I need chickenlocator and ogufelocator