CaptEColeJnr:
Ah..
calm down please.. OK?
relax.. you'll be admitted ..
Don't let online brawls get to you

good things are happening on this thread o.. Even captain Don turn peacemaker
well.... I'm sorry for this post, I hope am forgiven

Good morning y'all.Please I want explanations concerning this jamb admission letter.My sis was given admission by Uniben but on jamb website,its saying no admission given yet.Does she go ahead to pay d 1k for d admission letter or does she go for d change of course/institution option of 10k.Please replies needed.Thanks!

Julietjohn:
lmao u guys are funny.... My tummy hurts biko

julie whatsup na, u've not answered me na

JY01:
good things are happening on this thread o.. Even captain Don turn peacemaker
well.... I'm sorry for this post, I hope am forgiven

Evans1111:


Lol...
I thought Einstein was a physicist. Why would chemistry and geology lecturers be mourning him in the first place? That is what I call 'MISPLACED MOURNING'.

Evans1111:


Lol...
I thought Einstein was a physicist. Why would chemistry and geology lecturers be mourning him in the first place? That is what I call 'MISPLACED MOURNING'.

That's why I said am kidding na.

AngryArmani:
I go o. I day dere live

Lolz, I nr go. E make sense?

Good morning y'all.Please I want explanations concerning this jamb admission letter.My sis was given admission by Uniben but on jamb website,its saying no admission given yet.Does she go ahead to pay d 1k for d admission letter or does she go for d change of course/institution option of 10k.Please replies needed.Thanks!

JY01:
Geofav.or, how far na.. Iyaf tey o, u Don dey Benin?

Joy, I dey o.

I'm still cooling off in lag. There's no need to rush to campus now, because people doing clearance will still be much. I'm trying to avoid standing for hours like buhari's guard.
I go enter when dem reduce; maybe next weekend.

I would love to chat you up on whatsapp, but I'm currently not on it. Can we talk via email?

Ebayray:



That's why I said am kidding na.

Oh yes you did say that. In that case I'm deeply sorry for that sorry post. Please 'sorrylly' accept my sincere and sorry apology.

RobinHez:


U haven't heard of Maths department!

baba i knw na but it does not require living in the lab for 7 good hours and writting the report within 24 hours £££

WHERE DOES THE FUTURE LIE?
Every day when I think about it,all I do is cry.Sometimes I wish I could go back to 1967 and stop the war from ever happening but these are wishes.

Nigeria is a verse country filled with tribes that live in distrust of one another. It was this same distrust that made the Hausas plan a "counter_coup" because they felt the igbos organized an igbo coup.And sometimes I wondered why colonel kaduna didn't just kill everybody? Kill all the politicians,why leave the igbos?

These are bygones but my present predicament is the call for a "New Biafra".The reason why igbos are asking to rule themselves is because"igbos are too domineering and they are filled with businessmen who didn't go to school!
How will a literate ask for a new Biafra?We are not over the last war we fought yet we are bargaining for another. Even the founder of biafra is dead"Ojukwu"why cant we leave matters to die?

Do you know the pains those women went through after being beaten and raped? The innocent children who died of hunger? Or do you not know the many people who lost their loved ones? And after everything we weren't independent! And still yet we talking of a "New Biafra "?

"Ojukwu "ran away with his immediate family and he was granted "political asylum"in Ivory coast,he ran away and left us and still we want to fight a new war?

The reason "col.Odumegwu Ojukwu's" anger was col Gowon wasn't the highest placed officer and he was made the head of state.Ojukwu was ambitious!he wanted to control affairs and when he saw the diversity in the country and the new found oil in Port harcourt,he calculated "HIS GAINS" and not our GAINS.Col Gowon was also selfish, he hid under the umbrella of wanting to unify Nigeria but his aim was getting port harcourt where the oil was found! Our leaders were selfish! We were the ones who suffered! Just like the saying "when two elephants fights,the grass suffers".

Please lets not go back to those days of hunger,no clothes,fear,killings,and humiliations.WAR is never the answer,Lets stay together no matter what,because the country is IN recession what are we even going to feed on? The civil war made igbos loose their accounts and place in the country.
As Youths,lets join OUR hands together and say NO to a NEW BIAFRA but YES to ONE GREAT NIGERIA. Lets forget about our tribal differences and trust ourselves,no one can Love our country better than Us,the evils of WAR is outrageous.
I STAND FOR ONE NIGERIAN
PRETTY GINIKA OKORO
#Pls_share

Frankie09y4:
Good morning y'all.Please I want explanations
concerning this jamb admission letter.My sis was
given admission by Uniben but on jamb
website,its saying no admission given yet.Does
she go ahead to pay d 1k for d admission letter
or does she go for d change of course/institution
option of 10k.Please replies needed.Thanks!

it means an error occur when uploading the names on janb portal " it is unwise to do change of course when your sis did not have status with jamb "THE WISEST ADVISE ANYBODY CAN GIVE YOUR SIS IS TO PRINT THE UNIBEN ADMISSION SLIP/ LETTER IN YOUR KOFA PAGE AND TAKE THE LETTER TO JAMB OFFICE NEAR YOU that i s all ( note change of course is 2500 not 10000 baba peace into you

prettyunny:
WHERE DOES THE FUTURE LIE?
Every day when I think about it,all I do is cry.Sometimes I wish I could go back to 1967 and stop the war from ever happening but these are wishes.

Nigeria is a verse country filled with tribes that live in distrust of one another. It was this same distrust that made the Hausas plan a "counter_coup" because they felt the igbos organized an igbo coup.And sometimes I wondered why colonel kaduna didn't just kill everybody? Kill all the politicians,why leave the igbos?

These are bygones but my present predicament is the call for a "New Biafra".The reason why igbos are asking to rule themselves is because"igbos are too domineering and they are filled with businessmen who didn't go to school!
How will a literate ask for a new Biafra?We are not over the last war we fought yet we are bargaining for another. Even the founder of biafra is dead"Ojukwu"why cant we leave matters to die?

Do you know the pains those women went through after being beaten and raped? The innocent children who died of hunger? Or do you not know the many people who lost their loved ones? And after everything we weren't independent! And still yet we talking of a "New Biafra "?

"Ojukwu "ran away with his immediate family and he was granted "political asylum"in Ivory coast,he ran away and left us and still we want to fight a new war?

The reason "col.Odumegwu Ojukwu's" anger was col Gowon wasn't the highest placed officer and he was made the head of state.Ojukwu was ambitious!he wanted to control affairs and when he saw the diversity in the country and the new found oil in Port harcourt,he calculated "HIS GAINS" and not our GAINS.Col Gowon was also selfish, he hid under the umbrella of wanting to unify Nigeria but his aim was getting port harcourt where the oil was found! Our leaders were selfish! We were the ones who suffered! Just like the saying "when two elephants fights,the grass suffers".

Please lets not go back to those days of hunger,no clothes,fear,killings,and humiliations.WAR is never the answer,Lets stay together no matter what,because the country is IN recession what are we even going to feed on? The civil war made igbos loose their accounts and place in the country.
As Youths,lets join OUR hands together and say NO to a NEW BIAFRA but YES to ONE GREAT NIGERIA. Lets forget about our tribal differences and trust ourselves,no one can Love our country better than Us,the evils of WAR is outrageous.
I STAND FOR ONE NIGERIAN
PRETTY GINIKA OKORO
#Pls_share

Ojukwu is now sorry for de biafran war..... Hope he is forgiven?

Good morning y'all.Please I want explanations concerning this jamb admission letter.My sis was given admission by Uniben but on jamb website,its saying no admission given yet.Does she go ahead to pay d 1k for d admission letter or does she go for d change of course/institution option of 10k.Please replies needed.Thanks!

Evans1111:


Oh yes you did say that. In that case I'm deeply sorry for that sorry post. Please 'sorrylly' accept my sincere and sorry apology.

Lolz. It's ok.

Frankie09y4:
Good morning y'all.Please I want explanations
concerning this jamb admission letter.My sis was
given admission by Uniben but on jamb
website,its saying no admission given yet.Does
she go ahead to pay d 1k for d admission letter
or does she go for d change of course/institution
option of 10k.Please replies needed.Thanks!

Is your sister a direct entry candidate because I know it is only those of us granted admission through DE that are currently having that challenge

CaptEColeJnr:
Ah.. calm down please.. OK? relax.. you'll be admitted .. Don't let online brawls get to you

lol Am relaxed o and amen

Koskio:


Is your sister a direct entry candidate because I know it is only those of us granted admission through DE that are currently having that challenge

No,she is a jambite.

Ebayray:



Lolz, I nr go.
E make sense?

Die. Bam. You no go ehn?? E be lyk Law school no day hungry you

BossBallz:
Ojukwu is now sorry for de biafran war..... Hope he is forgiven?

Hehe
I think he's forgiven oh.

AngryArmani:
Die. Bam. You no go ehn?? E be lyk Law school no day hungry you

. Law school dey hungry me o. I nr just dey in the mood yesterday. Wetin happen for there?.

Please which and which documents am I to photocopy and what are the numbers for each and also how many passports do I need..

*Please which and which documents am I to photocopy and what are the numbers for each and also how many passports do I need..*

Weirdman:
Please which and which documents am I to photocopy and what are the numbers for each and also how many passports do I need..

*Please which and which documents am I to photocopy and what are the numbers for each and also how many passports do I need..*

I don't know what you may need but the documents I photocopied were:
1. Uniben admission letter(6 copies)
2. Online payment slip(6copies)
3. Online clearance slip(6 copies)
4. Jamb admission letter(697 copies)
5. Acceptance letter(413 copies)
6. O level result(6 copies)
7. O level certificate/statement of result(9 copies)
8. Birth certificate(6 copies)
9. Affidavit of good conduct(06 copies)
10. Affidavit of non-membership of secret cult(3214 copies). ( Don't be alarmed, they just need to be sure)
11. Affidavit of L.G.A.(6 copies)
12. Original jamb result slip(49 copies)
13. *Affidavit of compliance(14 copies)
14. *Affidavit of non-ownership of secret car(362 copies)


Now the copies may sound outrageous to you but just understand that a few extra copies will actually not hurt.


* for untrustworthy students only.


Oh and some guys say you need a whooping 46 passports!( this one is not a joke)

All courses r hard and also easy depending on how serious u are and ur flair for it.congrats to all the newly admitted student,i wish u all a smooth stressfree clearance.still waiting on the lord to give me my admission.pals remember dis...that "d volume of a given mass of celebration varies provided jacking remains constant".your jacking(readings) starts now,do not procastinate,time wait 4 nobody.

Ebayray:


.
Law school dey hungry me o.
I nr just dey in the mood yesterday.
Wetin happen for there?.

Dey just talk tire. I comot before they finish sha

Julietjohn:
lmao u guys are funny.... My tummy hurts biko

we are deeply sorry that you think we are funny for you to say 'biko ' which sorrilously means please, but sorry to say sorry , I sorrigoriously wish you forgive me when I say sorry. Cc Evans111

Creeza:
we are deeply sorry that you think we are funny for you to say 'biko ' which sorrilously means please, but sorry to say sorry , I sorrigoriously wish you forgive me when I say sorry. Cc Evans111

SORRIIGORIOSLY, sorrilously, now THAT is a real man.

#RealMenMakeTheirOwnWords

P.S. I'm sorry that I was very very sorry in my first sorry post about my sorrynitty.

Please I want explanations concerning this jamb admission letter.My sis was given admission by Uniben but on jamb website,its saying no admission given yet.Does she go ahead to pay d 1k for d admission letter or does she go for d change of course/institution option of 10k.Please replies needed.Thanks!

whoever has printed jamb admission letter but wasn't given admission on jamb website should pls signify how to go about it.

Evans1111:


If so then I'm very sorry that I was sorry about a post that made you post a post that said you were sorry that I'm sorry about my post.

ahhh brother I am sorry ure sorry about that sorry post u wrote that u were sorry in which I replied that I was sorry about ur sorriness

Please does anyone know the subject combo for mass comm in uniben, it's for my younger brother and he just wants to hear that he doesn't need economics because he hates the subject well.

Oh and xtizzy, I really am sorry for not being sorry enough in my first sorry post. I hope you find a sorry place in your heart to sorrylly forgive me.