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The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by Odeku(m): 7:27pm On Oct 07, 2006
What Happens When You Fall For,

~ A chef?
- You get buttered up.

~ A chauffeur?
- You get taken for a ride.

~ A gambler?
- He cheats on you.

~ A telephone operator?
- He gives you a phone-y line.

~ A trashman?
- He dumps you.

~ A clockmaker?
- He two-times you.

~ A pastry cook?
- He desserts you.

~ A shoe salesman?
- He walks all over you.

~ An elevator operator?
- He lets you down.

~An artist?
- He gives you the brush.

A jogger?
- He gives you the run-around.
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by nilla(f): 7:29pm On Oct 07, 2006
interesting

i just saw this a minute ago somewhere else
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by Odeku(m): 7:31pm On Oct 07, 2006
is it true, I just sent it to you, lol
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by nilla(f): 7:37pm On Oct 07, 2006
i'm not dating any of the above, so i dont know
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by Odeku(m): 8:16pm On Oct 07, 2006
nilla DAMN good answer, see I told you you should run for the presidency, that was a diplomatic way to answer such a tricky question.LMAO
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by nilla(f): 8:18pm On Oct 07, 2006
lol
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by iice(f): 7:19am On Oct 08, 2006
Chef tongue
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by nilla(f): 7:29am On Oct 08, 2006
the chef is the best on that list abi.
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by iice(f): 7:40am On Oct 08, 2006
Yes o, he can butter my toast tongue
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by nilla(f): 7:51am On Oct 08, 2006
lol
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by Odeku(m): 12:12pm On Oct 08, 2006
iice you are silly, what kind of toast you get self. LMAO
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by Chinie(f): 5:18pm On Oct 08, 2006
not really funny,but its aiight
Re: The Type Of Men Women Fall For: by iice(f): 6:07am On Oct 09, 2006
Flex06, toast wey commot from toaster now lmao tongue

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