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Joke Of The Day: Best Way To Toast A Girl by Kpopson(m): 4:10pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
*Boy: do you have a boyfriend? *Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. *Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” *Girl: But I don’t love you. *Boy: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” *Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? *Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.” *Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Click here to continue http://crestgist.com/joke-of-the-day-best-way-to-toast-a-girl/
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Re: Joke Of The Day: Best Way To Toast A Girl by Niyeal(m): 4:28pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Silly 1 Like |
Re: Joke Of The Day: Best Way To Toast A Girl by Kpopson(m): 5:04pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Lol! |
Re: Joke Of The Day: Best Way To Toast A Girl by Kpopson(m): 4:33am On Nov 03, 2015 |
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