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Questions And Answers by benjay1(m): 8:35pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
Q: How do you know when the wife about to say something smart? A: The sentence begins with “A man once told me…” Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the cooker! Q: Why do men pass gas more than women do? A: Women never have their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure. Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which one should you let in first? A: The dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in. Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorcee. Q: I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was A: Always. Q: If a guy hasn’t spoken to his wife for 18 months why is that? A: He doesn’t like to interrupt her. Q: What food seriously diminishes a woman’s sex drive? A: Wedding cake |
Re: Questions And Answers by D1KeleVra(m): 3:53pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
ben~jay: hehehe! |
Re: Questions And Answers by mykali(m): 3:55pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
lmao. true talk. |
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