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| Joke Of The Day by leksy07(m): 7:19pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Who is the best liar ?
Guy: Babe what phone is this ?
Girl: Well is the new Bold20
Guy: Bold20 Dey ?
Girl: Yes Guy: How much ?
Girl: Bought it for N300 thousand
Guy: WTF! What can it do ?
Girl: It doesn't go off, it has no
battery,
it
doesn't need a sim card to
browse, it charges through solar
WBU,
what
phone do you use ?
Guy: well am using Samsung
Galaxy
AIT STV Nokia Apple Windows
iPhone 30
Girl:What!Which kind of phone is
that ?
How
much ?
Guy: Just N500 thousand Girl:
Babe are you serious ? What can
it
do ?
Guy: Hmmmmmm it can do a lot
of
things
oh,the
phone browses on it's own, it
has fridge,bedroom and
parlour
inside,
no need for
charging, the one i love most is
that it
helps me
do all the house
chores and if am in the parlour
watching a
movie
and the phone is in my bedroom
and it starts to ring, the
phone
will
walk
from the room to the parlour
shouting
my name
saying i dey ring oh
pick me pick me
Girl:Chai guy you can lie o
Guy: No be u start am....... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Joke Of The Day by solodox(m): 7:25pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
I still dey ring o! |
| Re: Joke Of The Day by Obinovictor(m): 7:29pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
That lie sha. They are both learners though |
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