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Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by daveyjay(m): 6:57am On Nov 22, 2015
Menstruation Testimony! During church service, this 16-year old pastor's daughter stood up and says:"praise the Lord!" everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah". She continued: "since the age of 13, I've been experiencing painful monthly periods. But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Jimmy in his house, my monthly periods have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more menstruation. You can see I'm even getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord". The whole church was silent! Brother jimmy fainted grin

Cc: lalasticlala

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Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by QueenEdna(f): 6:59am On Nov 22, 2015
Hahahahhaha, Endtime Testimony
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by sleekyjay(m): 6:59am On Nov 22, 2015
omoH c breakthrough

the testimony no complete oo. na only prayers bible study them do there??
BTW, bros u seff resemble jimmy, and that lady at the top na pastor wife...
you don enter one chance ooo.

#grin
#tongueOut
#cureIgnorance, shit kills faster than ebola
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by olamibobo(m): 7:01am On Nov 22, 2015
Hope you are not d Jimi.
End Time Testimony indeed
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Beesluv: 7:05am On Nov 22, 2015
Lol, the next step is for the pastor to go for thanks giving in brother jimmy's house grin
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by momentum85(m): 7:08am On Nov 22, 2015
End time testimony, end time church!
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 7:20am On Nov 22, 2015
Gimme bro jimmy's address. I want to start bible study too smiley
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Slimzjoe(m): 7:24am On Nov 22, 2015
Zeedarh:
Gimme bro jimmy's address. I want to start bible study too smiley

I'm very much more Knowledgeable in Bible Studying than Brother Jimmy grin grin

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Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 7:38am On Nov 22, 2015
Slimzjoe:


I'm very much more Knowledgeable in Bible Studying than Brother Jimmy grin grin
grin grin grin Bro Jimmy has been confirmed as a very fast and sharp shooter. How can i be sure about you
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Slimzjoe(m): 8:48am On Nov 22, 2015
Zeedarh:
grin grin grin Bro Jimmy has been confirmed as a very fast and sharp shooter. How can i be sure about you

Miss, a Trial will Convince you cool

Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 9:15am On Nov 22, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Miss, a Trial will Convince you cool

only a witness could convince me. I dont like trying things i'm not sure of.....especially in situtions like this wink
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Slimzjoe(m): 9:59am On Nov 22, 2015
Zeedarh:
only a witness could convince me. I dont like trying things i'm not sure of.....especially in situtions like this wink

If you don't give a Trial, how would you know how Good something is eh? angry
Is because of people like you that Small scale businesses and Enterprises don't Grow angry angry
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by daveyjay(m): 10:31am On Nov 22, 2015
Lalasticlala, plz move to frontpaqe to help people ease up their nerves
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 10:32am On Nov 22, 2015
Slimzjoe:


If you don't give a Trial, how would you know how Good something is eh? angry
Is because of people like you that Small scale businesses and Enterprises don't Grow angry angry
Is it by force Its bro jimmy i want. grin grin grin
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Slimzjoe(m): 10:37am On Nov 22, 2015
Zeedarh:
Is it by force Its bro jimmy i want. grin grin grin

fine! angry angry angry
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 11:08am On Nov 22, 2015
Slimzjoe:

fine! angry angry angry
tongue tongue tongue

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