THIS RIDDLES AND JOKES ARE RELATED TO CHEMISTRY...ENJOY

* If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

EXPLANATION:In chemistry, an alloy is a mixture of metals. Silver and Iron are both metals, so if these guys teamed up they wouldn't just be allies, they would be alloys too.

*Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na

EXPLANATION:The symbol for sodium on the periodic table is "Na," which when said as a word is pronounced like nah, another way to say no.

*I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because allthe good ones Argon.

EXPLANATION:Argon is an element on the periodic table. When you say it out loud it sounds like you are saying "are gone

*If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

EXPLANATION:This is a play on the phrase "If you're notpart of the solution, you're part of the problem." But inchemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in thebottom of the vial. So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution.

*The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist seesthe glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

EXPLANATION:The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed.

*Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

EXPLANATION:The atomic symbol for oxygen and potassium are "O" and "K," respectively. They get together they spell OK.

OSHUKUNUOGBO:
THIS RIDDLES AND JOKES ARE RELATED TO CHEMISTRY...ENJOY
* If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
EXPLANATION:In chemistry, an alloy is a mixture of metals. Silver and Iron are both metals, so if these guys teamed up they wouldn't just be allies, they would be alloys too.
*Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
EXPLANATION:The symbol for sodium on the periodic table is "Na," which when said as a word is pronounced like nah, another way to say no.
*I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because allthe good ones Argon.
EXPLANATION:Argon is an element on the periodic table. When you say it out loud it sounds like you are saying "are gone
*If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
EXPLANATION:This is a play on the phrase "If you're notpart of the solution, you're part of the problem." But inchemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in thebottom of the vial. So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution.
*The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist seesthe glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
EXPLANATION:The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed.
*Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
EXPLANATION:The atomic symbol for oxygen and potassium are "O" and "K," respectively. They get together they spell OK.

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