Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"

His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?"

His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.

"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,

"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.

"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"

This is f*cking hilarious!

wao!i wish 2 marry dt kind of groom o.at least no threat of HIV and d like

oge4real:

wao!i wish 2 marry dt kind of groom o.at least no threat of HIV and d like

Could make your wish come true only if you are also a virgin. . . lol!

imao! what a damn bloody son he is.

that groom is pretty slow.
hope i don't get that kind.

dabby:

that groom is pretty slow.
hope i don't get that kind.

Looooool, trust me you wont get a guy like that, those kind are not made anymore.

damsal i hope so.lol.

He must have been a truant in school, coz if attended classes he wouldn't have missed sex education lessons.

Funny joke.

Douzy,are u tryin 2 say u are like that groom?

Kinda, but not as dumb. . . lol!

For christ sake what happened 2 d wife also.she should av made some moves

I guess the wife was a bloody dumb virgin too.

Its a joke anyway, Cos even one wasnt thought anything about sex, when that kinda opportunity comes, no one will tell him what to do. He may not just know how to do the thing perfectly, or the wayits supposed to be done(dont ask me how)


Rib craking.lol

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.

He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.

On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies.

Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.
"Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love.
After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks,
"What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies.
"Just undo them darn knots. I need more rope!"

@ vivienne
dats really funny i doubt if you can still find a guy like dat on this PLANET EARTH.very funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Kai! Virgin Groom, do u doubt that, well am 27 dis year and will be 28 next year January, I have oppotune to have 2 serious relationship that last in the space of 6-7 years, am not trying to pose here of beg for a believe, but am must tell u i have never have sex with any of them. PLEASE NO BEG 4 BELIEVE!. But the truth is there are still virgin both male and female.

Ollmenow

Dis mind blowing. Guyz can 1 realy get such groom?

if such guyz still xist,i my self will rape him if he does not know what to do.

f**k. lol

Ollmenow, are you really okay? It is a different thing if you dont have any relationship at all. But after two and still a virgin?

Men that guy must really be a dons. If i was his dad i would have disowned him immediately

the story is hilarious

Ther are a lot of male virgins now sha ^{of which am one of them}
but i would know what is expected of me if i should find myself in that situation!

u sabi whre dem dey put am

u don dey act as if u sabi bla bla bla

me ke?i b omo mumy oo

sharrap there!

My male friend of 28yrs is still α̲̅ virgin Ω̴̩̩̩̥‎​‎ not α̲̅ joke.There aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ still people like ‎​D̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅... į̸̸̨τ̲̅ is Ūя̲̅ decision.