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To The Guys by neyo4real(m): 5:08pm On Apr 23, 2009
Sometimes, asking out an ugly girl is good because when we spend most of our time asking out the beautiful ones, our life is at risk.
But don't you worry again a solution is here! grin
Don't you know that when we fish all the beautiful, sexy and alluring ones, the ugly ones are gnatching their teeth living them hopeless and frustrated
So guys, try to go for ugly girls but make sure you have the beautiful one who will be your real girl and the one you truly love.
the ugly girl will only serve as a security for you against witches and wizards.
But you need to time it. the beautiful girl during the day, and the ugly girl at night
Imagine you are sleeping at night and attacked by witches, on seeing the ugly girl, they will clear off contemplating within themselves that the ugly girl might be one of them.

It really works!
But that doesn't guarantee your full protection, you need to pray along with it in case the ugly girl later finds out you are using her as a "security guard and then decides to tell her other ugly demons to retaliate
watch out!!!

Am not saying you should double date anyway, am only advising you!! wink

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