A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.

So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse says: "I think I can get you out."

So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up." The chicken does this and is pulled to safety.

Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

LOL, @ Poster: Nice one but naughty Good thing its a chicken not a pig.

The joke do u intend this for?

Don't corrupt us o

Sting: U. . . R. . . 1. . . twisted guy o!     

Funny how that all the replies now are coming from babes when thread says 'story for the guys'
But nor be say we be tatafo sha LOL

lol

na b/cos the title dey provocative. . .

when sting say guys only - e know say girls go dey very interested 

Hehehe. .face it, una be amebs LOL

hehehe

Sis, u don 4get say as d undisputed queen - na u tish us??

nosy nosy nosy

^^ na which 1 be nosey-nosey again??

no be u take style call us??   

anyways, I get question for you: if all the babes 4 dis ur thread fall, how you plan to save us??

ur thing big reach??   

<smothers swelling laughter unsuccessfully>

Efe!!!!!! U think say u be Tarzan?

hahaha!! me??

Sis, noooooooooooooooooo na 

Oya sting - still waiting 4 your answer jo  

Efemena_xy:

^^ na which 1 be nosey-nosey again??

no be u take style call us??   

anyways, I get question for you: if all the babes 4 dis your thread fall, how you plan to save us??

your thing big reach??   

<smothers swelling laughter unsuccessfully>

Even segovax for "spartacus" no reach me. I go save you, plenty go remain 4 any babe wey care to fall inside the hole.

lol - see flattery

but no - thanks

flattery ke, dem no call me sting for notin ooo

hmmm, thought d title said guyz.all u gotta do is tell 'em "avoid dis" and all d naughty folk stand in line 4 it.

Were is the joke?

^^Only real men go see and understand the joke

Studio is gay

but we just had se.x couple of minutes ago, and we enjoyed it.

how are my gay?

hmmm

e be like say u dey play with ur medication again - abi?

na mental hospital for men na u dey. . . so, if u just had se.x & enjoyed it - na with one of your fellow inmates    

Sorry O!

no i'm fine, i no need any medication.

and na u be one of my inmates.

and youer boy friend na gay

awww - c'mon

u know say na u suppose be my nland boyfriend

only problem be say u no fit do the thing - seeing as ur profoundly gay

ok sweety, i'm there now.

DOne!

i go soon wakka.

u know now

Cool - received!!

'an I don do the same 4 u 2 babes

will catch up with u l8er.

love nwantiti

Shut up Cbase

u no dey fear oo, if i start with you, 10 studios can get me off you

lol

na which one u mean?

can?? or can't??

The two join. If he meant can, then he's saying his strength equals 10 of stud's but if it's can't then he's saying he's stronger than 10 of stud.

Meanwhile, that tarzan stunt wey u wan pull on sting na wah o. It's better u avoid falling into any hole than hoping on 'some thread' to pull u out when u fall.

^^lol

sting_224:


Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

I dey try assess whether or not Sting dey use Mercedes to pick up chicks

lysaa:


Meanwhile, that tarzan stunt wey u wan pull on sting na wah o. It's better u avoid falling into any hole than hoping on 'some thread' to pull u out when u fall.

I think it's the other way round O! Na Tarzan dey pull stunt on Jane 

'an make u no worry sis - Efe no dey plan falling into hole for nland! 

Efemena_xy:

^^lol

I dey try assess whether or not Sting dey use Mercedes to pick up chicks ( TICK

I think it's the other way round O! Na Tarzan dey pull stunt on Jane

'an make u no worry sis - Efe no dey plan falling into hole for nland! (TICK)

LOL I know, but there are cases where a horse thinks he has feelings like that of a chicken and behaves like one. So the scenerio is that of two deluded horses deceiving themselves. imagine stud n vera

hmmm - I C. . .

but who is Vera??