Gentlelife50:

Apart from closing late they also work almost everyday of the month, Sundays too.

Conner44:
Feli oya take your two hands hold your two ears, now drag those ears out very very well until e almost tear and read my typing as e Dey turn to words for inside ya head

“LEAVE CHEERFUL, LEEEAVE CHEERFUL, LEEEAVE CHEEEERFUUUL OOHH”

That nigga is gunning for N1m this month of September meaning this might be the month I get to piss on my boss big head.

I don dey kpaff the beer already, bladder don dey full, boss don barb fresh ‘kodo’ yesterday for aboki razor blade hand, Abeg make una two face una front so everything go fall into place for my side gidigba this September ending ohhhh

Thank Goodness say I tall and my office table high well well. I can’t see myself missing my aim on that fresh bald big head at all lie lie

Gentlelife50:

Apart from closing late they also work almost everyday of the month, Sundays too.

Pearl1910:


Lolz...na Sanity we go chop?
Which year was this record set abeg??

CheerfulGiver:
Stupid comment.

Let's say they don't work everyday of the month, they don't work on Sunday, and they close very early, and then they don't meet up with their personal responsibilities, like their car rentals, house rent, healthcare for parents, can you be there to render them any form of financial assistance? No you won't.

It's why you don't just open your mouth waaaaaah and regurgitate every rubbish thought that comes into your head via your fingers.

Pearl1910:


Uber no get drivers again na...so they have to pet the few that are still remaining

mejai:
Mayday mayday!!!
Make una abort ajah lekki o. Noah's day loading. Man is trapped already. Baz001 Low mileage Camry no try am o
Bolt's red surge go turn to red Sea

Sakamanjeh99:
Good morning pilots.... Pls let's save dz no 08075941316, dz guy is an all tym fraudster. I dnt really initiate conversation wit rider even if d rider initiates.. Dz guy claim to b a police... As I dy carrying am go frm magodo to Oregun... Lik 3 guys hail say yahoo Police... Buh I was nt really minding dah... d guy dy was talking abt hw ẹ dy treat bolt driver nicely ń buy dem drinks... I say m no dy drink... As ẹ drop... Fare na 1k.. E said...i shd send acct no to d number.. Dah he will send d fare .. I send acct no.. Afta like 2hrs....i called d no ń d respond was d number is invalid... I jst say make I check am for truecaller alas na "Akin fake transfer' I see... I jst gave up ń count Mai loss... So dah oda won't fall victim... Pls save dah no... His name is Akeem shaa...
I reported to bolt thou ń dey assured dey hav blocked him

CheerfulGiver:
Monday morning motivation...

The first full week of the ember has started. Opportunities abound. For the next 4 months, I want you to evaluate your life, your friendships, your social interactions. Which one can't you do without? If you want your story to change, you have to re-write your own script. It's okay to be selfish when chasing goals. Your goal by Jan 1 could be to buy a car and be free from partners wahala, or to relocate to an axis of Lagos, that will consequently improve your earnings. Nigeria is fucked_, but you can still prevail by working hard.

Remember, the world only celebrates success. No one cares about the effort you have put in, which means that the efforts you put in are personal, and shouldnt be anyone's business, since they won't cater for you when you are down. There's always time to flex, but ember months come once in a year. Change your mentality towards hard work. It's not a crime. There is a reason why ants hustle with all their strength and that's why the Bible says you "lazy ones should go to the ant". My definition of a lazy man is one who could do more, but decides not to, to avoid being seen as working too hard. Who are you really fooling? If you can't work hard now when you have the strength, who will cater to you when you're old and weak? Who will even listen to your advice as an old man when you couldn't advice yourself as a young man? Tick Tock. Every second that passes draws you closer to old age.

I work hard, and I wear it with pride. Nothing's gon change that!

Dailyparrot:
Bolt said my rating is getting too low. I don't know why Nigerians lack empathy and understanding.

Yesterday, I got a request only to get there and meet 5 girls. 5 grown up adults to enter into my small car for a 45 minutes trip with bad roads?

Of course I declined and 3 followed me while the other two had to request for another ride.

Another was an olosho going to meet a client. The map was trying to take us to either blocked road or non-motorable ones. Even when the girl put on her map, she saw it was exactly the same direction I was driving that the map was taking us yet she was complaining, hissing and all. After much back and forth, guyman told us a landmark that we should stop so he comes with his car to pick his fish.

I can't think of any other riders that could be responsible for the low rating.

It seems I will start collecting the phone from riders to rate myself 5 stars going forward.

Dailyparrot:
Bolt said my rating is getting too low. I don't know why Nigerians lack empathy and understanding.

Yesterday, I got a request only to get there and meet 5 girls. 5 grown up adults to enter into my small car for a 45 minutes trip with bad roads?

Of course I declined and 3 followed me while the other two had to request for another ride.

Another was an olosho going to meet a client. The map was trying to take us to either blocked road or non-motorable ones. Even when the girl put on her map, she saw it was exactly the same direction I was driving that the map was taking us yet she was complaining, hissing and all. After much back and forth, guyman told us a landmark that we should stop so he comes with his car to pick his fish.

I can't think of any other riders that could be responsible for the low rating.

It seems I will start collecting the phone from riders to rate myself 5 stars going forward.

BAZ001:
davit leave me oooh.
When I first read d guy post I come dey wonder if Na CheerfulGiver brother or partner?
How will 1 million on someone’s dashboard translate to you resigning ?

Mr Conner, I hope you have tried to drive for 12hrs daily, from Monday to sunday, before you Pee on your boss bow head ?

Una just dey crack person up for this thread...
See long epistle for someone’s dashboard

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tunlapapa:


Low acceptance has never been an issue on Uber..

Pearl1910:


I didn't see ur advise to the Private school teacher. Did u miss his post or u avoided it or u ignored it.

spartacus11:
Cheerfulgiver come and buy me car. you are killing it man, keep grinding. Hustle

spartacus11:
baba for every bad rating a rider gave u, get a friend or family member to request you, and rate yourself 5 start, sacrificing small commission for bolt may keep you in business

BAZ001:


I typed long epistle but before I posted it, network zapped it.
As a lazyD to type long epistle dey hard me, but my advise would have been to abort mission as usual, Or he should test waters for 2weeks.

Are you talking about the ogijo guy ? So many post here and there.

Pearl1910:


You are wise, u never start and u don get sense already. U will do well

northbird:
Uber needs to revamp their drivers retention program or kickstart one if they are lacking in that area

They have few drivers to the large number of orders. What could be wrong? , you have accounts that have been inactive for several months.

Such accounts were not blocked or flagged for fraud and your agents couldn't reach out to find out why they have not been active on the platform. That's not a good client management relationship.

If I don't subscribe on my Gotv for two months consecutively, a personal call is coming from one of their reps.
Here is the catch, I give the Gotv guys ₦2,600 MONTHLY and they follow me up back to back .
Now an account that can potentially give you ₦40,000 MONTHLY ,( an average driver will pay 10k commission weekly). you don't follow it up. They keep sending mails.

You won't be surprised Bolt is where it is right now.

MoonlightDrive:


Perhaps Uber is suffering from the Buhari effect or they simply do not want to get into a price war with bolt.... they seem to want to focus on their moove partnership!

MoonlightDrive:


Ceteris Paribus ... drivers reading your post, the choice is yours, do you want to work under a condition of uncertainty (rental deal) or work under a condition of certainty! (Hire purchase) A word of advice is good enough for the wise. Thanks for the data crunching effort,

Dailyparrot:
Bolt said my rating is getting too low. I don't know why Nigerians lack empathy and understanding.

Yesterday, I got a request only to get there and meet 5 girls. 5 grown up adults to enter into my small car for a 45 minutes trip with bad roads?

Of course I declined and 3 followed me while the other two had to request for another ride.

Another was an olosho going to meet a client. The map was trying to take us to either blocked road or non-motorable ones. Even when the girl put on her map, she saw it was exactly the same direction I was driving that the map was taking us yet she was complaining, hissing and all. After much back and forth, guyman told us a landmark that we should stop so he comes with his car to pick his fish.

I can't think of any other riders that could be responsible for the low rating.

It seems I will start collecting the phone from riders to rate myself 5 stars going forward.