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| How Eve Got Her Nerves: by contactuzo(m): 9:17pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
CREATION In the beginning, during creation the plan for a divine human design was painstakingly implemented. "The nerve endings," said St. Peter, "how many will I put in her hands?" "How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord. "Two hundred, O Mighty One." "Then we shall do the same for the woman." "How many nerve endings should we put in woman's g*nitals, O Mightiest?" "How many did we put in Adam?" "Four hundred twenty, O Mighty One." "Oh yeah, now I remember, we wanted Adam to have a little fun during procreation, didn't we? Do the same for woman." "Yes, O Great Lord." "Wait! Hold it, Angel Peter, Give her ten thousand nerve endings in that spot, it'd be a wonderful to hear her scream out my name, " |
| Re: How Eve Got Her Nerves: by studio43(m): 9:19pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
stale J |
| Re: How Eve Got Her Nerves: by jmkbond(f): 9:27pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
u again ill beat u today,u wan spoil dis stale thread  |
| Re: How Eve Got Her Nerves: by studio43(m): 9:29pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
stale yet u dey laugh, u get choice at-all  |
| Re: How Eve Got Her Nerves: by jmkbond(f): 9:47pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
i dey laugh because i go beat hell out of u today |
| Re: How Eve Got Her Nerves: by studio43(m): 6:21pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
wey the mosquitoe hands wey u wan use beat person sef well, i would prefer u beat me wiff those two pillows up your chest jare |
| Re: How Eve Got Her Nerves: by jmkbond(f): 10:56pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
ure spoilt,did u think im one of those sluts of urs |
| Re: How Eve Got Her Nerves: by studio43(m): 5:20pm On May 02, 2009 |
Makes no difference |
| Re: How Eve Got Her Nerves: by jmkbond(f): 5:33pm On May 02, 2009 |
stupid studio |
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