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10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by ilerry007(m): 6:35pm On Oct 15, 2015
10 THINGS SEX CAN DO

1. It makes some people religious = by saying:- Oh my God, Yes Lord.

2. It gives some people their first musical lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh,annnnnnnh.

3. Makes some people natural coaches = fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah keep doing it,ure good.

4. Makes some people announce their own obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm finished, u will kil me ooo.

5. Makes some ladies become terrorists = Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear it,beat it up, Let me feel it.

6. Others become respectful = Daddy I love you,I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you.

7. Makes some people become loyal = Love U endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,... U are my world.

8. Turns some ladies to beggars = yeah Please don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me... Please do it again.9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa aaajoooooo haaahaaa.

10. Some start speaking their dialects: aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumba kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa di mi ya! Beeni! (=|

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Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by Emmyk(m): 6:40pm On Oct 15, 2015
Lmao grin cheesy
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by ilerry007(m): 6:44pm On Oct 15, 2015
grin
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by Yellowson(m): 6:50pm On Oct 15, 2015
Lmao
11: makes most men tired and weak as if dey ran 12000meter race
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by jascon1(m): 7:29pm On Oct 15, 2015
Very nice
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by ilerry007(m): 7:32pm On Oct 15, 2015
Yellowson:
Lmao
11: makes most men tired and weak as if dey ran 12000meter race
u be man too na and I hope how it feels when u go on 100 press up not to even talk of this one
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by Mologi(m): 7:33pm On Oct 15, 2015
And after the act it makes people regret indulging in the it.
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by sltn(m): 7:48pm On Oct 15, 2015
see as dude's full hereundecided rubbish!
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by Flashh: 8:26pm On Oct 15, 2015
This guy is a clown I swear. cheesy

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Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by springtech(m): 1:31am On Oct 16, 2015
Funny thread.

As funny as it seems, these are things are happen in real life situation during.

#iamspringtech
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by ilerry007(m): 9:35am On Oct 16, 2015
Mologi:
And after the act it makes people regret indulging in the it.
I swear some will end up making oath along the line
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by ilerry007(m): 9:36am On Oct 16, 2015
springtech:
Funny thread.

As funny as it seems, these are things are happen in real life situation during.

#iamspringtech
just few minutes enjoyment different type of act
Re: 10 Things Sex Is Doing For U- What Sex Is Doing To You And U Have Never Notice by Seculent: 9:36pm On Oct 16, 2015
Cc. Lalasticlala

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