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Little Kids by romsky: 4:13pm On Apr 29, 2009
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Re: Little Kids by sholabanke(m): 6:14pm On Apr 29, 2009
na wa ooooooooooooo
wey u find all this jokes
thumbs uppppppppppppppppppp
Re: Little Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 7:21pm On Apr 29, 2009
Romade nice. smiley grin
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 9:28am On Apr 30, 2009
so u do know my name
Re: Little Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 12:10pm On Apr 30, 2009
thats because i just found out u were the earthworm
Re: Little Kids by Lolabbey: 12:16pm On Apr 30, 2009
wink
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 12:21pm On Apr 30, 2009
kerewa mind ya typing o b4 i comot ya tit by e-punch

lola e don start again bah
Re: Little Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 12:31pm On Apr 30, 2009
You no sabi say i fit e-dodge? tongue
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 12:32pm On Apr 30, 2009
i will tell my clumsy 4 u
Re: Little Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 12:34pm On Apr 30, 2009
wetin chicken wan do Lion? undecided
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 12:36pm On Apr 30, 2009
peck off ur johnbull
Re: Little Kids by tytylayor: 12:43pm On Apr 30, 2009
9ice ones there, aderom
Re: Little Kids by Lolabbey: 12:53pm On Apr 30, 2009
yfy howdy?
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 12:55pm On Apr 30, 2009
fanks tyty errm i don 4get wetin i wan talk

i dey iyale
Re: Little Kids by tytylayor: 12:59pm On Apr 30, 2009
hmm, i never knew my iyale is so charming kiss kiss omo u don mke me fall in love


aderom, no dey mistype o
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 1:04pm On Apr 30, 2009
meself don fall self kiss kiss kiss
Re: Little Kids by blissieng(f): 1:34pm On Apr 30, 2009
bla d bla d blah bla
Re: Little Kids by Lolabbey: 1:42pm On Apr 30, 2009
wetin be dis? smiley
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 2:01pm On Apr 30, 2009
no mind d egbe
Re: Little Kids by Lolabbey: 2:04pm On Apr 30, 2009
wink
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 2:48pm On Apr 30, 2009
hope u dey my back if she wan pick me out
Re: Little Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 5:25pm On Apr 30, 2009
romade:

peck off ur johnbull

You really should not kill ''the bull" tongue
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 8:21am On May 04, 2009
i dont do d slaughtering
Re: Little Kids by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On May 04, 2009
nice one there
Re: Little Kids by Lolabbey: 10:31am On May 04, 2009
thanks cheesy
Re: Little Kids by Ben13: 10:34am On May 04, 2009
romade just made my morning grin grin grin grin grin grin

thanks for your text.
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 10:42am On May 04, 2009
anything for my little kids
Re: Little Kids by Lolabbey: 10:42am On May 04, 2009
notin 4 u kids
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 10:52am On May 04, 2009
stingy girl
Re: Little Kids by Lolabbey: 10:55am On May 04, 2009
na u sabi
Re: Little Kids by romsky: 10:57am On May 04, 2009
na u saka
Re: Little Kids by Lolabbey: 10:59am On May 04, 2009
u don start wth ur saka sabi bah? wink

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