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Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by fratermathy(m): 4:12pm On Oct 20, 2015
Isoko people live very long tongue
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Oct 20, 2015
Bossforeva:
bysee them
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by DaBullIT(m): 4:12pm On Oct 20, 2015
People know say Buhari time better , Dem no wan die grin grin grin grin




[size=2pt]Instead of laugh i sure say some erdyots go wan tackle me [/size]
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by swaggprofessor(m): 4:14pm On Oct 20, 2015
Bonapart:
He has wife and children nau.... kill them and get your market on track if you're so desperate

Mtcheeeeew

Na slap that man need
If e do as so na who go pay for d coffins.
humans are heartless when a brother tell u that kind thing u go sow a seed into his business and buy ur own personal coffin. SIMPLE
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Nobody: 4:15pm On Oct 20, 2015
NObody wan die..Everybody wanna see we " BiafRATS nd Zoo will end dea matter"
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by j4sure(m): 4:16pm On Oct 20, 2015
make him go back to hm family house nau
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 20, 2015
OKAY




































































































don't quote me OK.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Crieff(m): 4:18pm On Oct 20, 2015
I have insider info for him, the market in Adamawa is very bearish and bullish and it is about to soar through the roof too.

Thank me later.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by NimiMudi: 4:19pm On Oct 20, 2015
ladyF:
He needs to learn to harness markets where the demand is high. There is this geographical region in Nigeria where he will not be able to keep up with demand, information is key!!!



#My#Opinion
I concur. Whether d pastor prays or not, people exit this world in large numbers daily in nigeria. Information and strategic location is Key. Some coffin makers have chosen to display their merchandise opposite my work place(hospital). You will be shocked to see d brands of Cars they drive.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by ikbnice(m): 4:19pm On Oct 20, 2015
Bossforeva:
bysee them
e pain u ni, next time sha, i go collect space for u.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by teamobanabo(m): 4:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
[b] One man food is another man posion[\b]
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Nobody: 4:27pm On Oct 20, 2015
Sanmel:
That's how my MD was telling us to pray that patients should be coming to our hospital ..

People also go to hospitals for routine check-up, preventive treatments and general wellbeing. It's poverty that's making us think that hospital is a place for the dammed, to be prayed and casted against. Am even thinking he's only joking cos prayer or not ppl must go to hospital.

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Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Bonapart(m): 4:27pm On Oct 20, 2015
swaggprofessor:
If e do as so na who go pay for d coffins.
humans are heartless when a brother tell u that kind thing u go sow a seed into his business and buy ur own personal coffin. SIMPLE
for?
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by bummyla(m): 4:30pm On Oct 20, 2015
A prayer for a change of business! Eg Alamo Bitters Business! Internal Cleanser for Longevity And Vitality! http://www.bummyla.com
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Jabioro: 4:40pm On Oct 20, 2015
Honestly am tired but ... market will surely come at appropriate time
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by gemale(m): 4:42pm On Oct 20, 2015
Plenty options dey 4 am
1. Im fit change 2 carpenter dey make table, chair, door etc aftarall all na wood work.
2 . im fit lobby 4 coffin contract among D peeps wey dey dere by convincing Dem 2 buy their coffin b4 death. Offer Dem good discount if Dem buy coffin in advance. I fit even help am wt advert line. C. I. A (abbreviation 4 coffin in advance)...a good Investment in d inevitable future.
3.visit 1 babanla jazzman 2 fumigate dt area wt death fleet.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by cbrass(m): 4:43pm On Oct 20, 2015
ladyF:
He needs to learn to harness markets where the demand is high. There is this geographical region in Nigeria where he will not be able to keep up with demand, information is key!!!



#My#Opinion

Love where is that please?
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by gemale(m): 4:46pm On Oct 20, 2015
swaggprofessor:
If e do as so na who go pay for d coffins.
humans are heartless when a brother tell u that kind thing u go sow a seed into his business and buy ur own personal coffin. SIMPLE

LAUGHING MADLY IN TONGUES (L. M. I. T)
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Lovexme(m): 4:48pm On Oct 20, 2015
Hope he's not in Benin, 'cos the number of coffin sellers are more than the people dying. Hence, the competition. grin

In fact, there are lots of furniture businesses in Benin cheesy
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by ikbnice(m): 4:52pm On Oct 20, 2015
Bossforeva:
see them, don't you know by using short words to book space, you are reducing ur life span. Aby una wan use una selves revive the man's business?
dont u knw dat by quoting me, u are dividing your life span by 1.5, the number of quote determines the number of divisions that wud take place.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Nobody: 4:56pm On Oct 20, 2015
You guys crack my ribs mehn......nobody want to die but want go heaven.A stupid man like him.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Inspectahdeck(m): 5:01pm On Oct 20, 2015
Sanmel:
That's how my MD was telling us to pray that patients should be coming to our hospital ..

LMAO but to be frank he has to pay salaries. Just saying lipsrsealed
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by cooljoe(m): 5:02pm On Oct 20, 2015
he should blame dem boko boys. ts not like people r not dying. but who nids a coffin or burial, wen dem boko boys blow everytin away
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Nobody: 5:10pm On Oct 20, 2015
ikbnice:
dont u knw dat by quoting me, u are dividing your life span by 1.5, the number of quote determines the number of divisions that wud take place.
lol.. U dey fear?
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by nikkiking(m): 5:12pm On Oct 20, 2015
If na me.


My Answer to such person is its every where.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by moshino(m): 5:16pm On Oct 20, 2015
OVI75:
Longevity is Appreciated and celebrated in many climes and culture both as a favour from God and a function of deliberate healthy practice.

Here in Igbide, a town in soko south local government of Delta State, it's a common sight to spot at least a septuagenarian or an octogenarian in any family compound you step into, hence you may not be wrong to conclude that longevity is gift to us in this part of the world, even if you are not an indigent person, so long you leave here longevity is your portion, not to mistake me, there are a few premature extinction, but they are not too common.

Now let me go straight to my purpose of writing, a customer of mine (Micahae-Initial name) who buys fancy and expensive glass tables from me was in my store today and as usual he wanted to buy something from me, but there was something not right about him, so i couldn't help but ask him what the problem was.

As usual i was expecting the normal "my wife is too stubborn and unyielding tales" but i was shocked when he said he had a problem, to which i quickly asked what that is, at first when he finished i had thought my ears were playing a funny joke on me not until he repeated himself, i know you are curious to know what he told me right?

In his words "I am a professional Coffin specialist/seller and theses days THERE IS NO MARKET". yes
that was what he said, now on a personal note i really had no consolation words for him, i told him to speak to his pastor to which he asked me, what kind of prayer would the pastor pray for me?

Now what Could he realy want when he says there is no market,and if you were his pastor what kind of prayer would you pray for him?

cc:lasticlala pls do the needfull.Thank you


You for buy one keep for future use na!
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by swaggprofessor(m): 5:29pm On Oct 20, 2015
Bonapart:
for?
Buy am first the reason go visit u later.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Bonapart(m): 5:37pm On Oct 20, 2015
swaggprofessor:
Buy am first the reason go visit u later.
thunder fire you enter that man coffee

Wat an hediot
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by bigfrancis21: 5:37pm On Oct 20, 2015
OVI75:
Longevity is Appreciated and celebrated in many climes and culture both as a favour from God and a function of deliberate healthy practice.

Here in Igbide, a town in soko south local government of Delta State, it's a common sight to spot at least a septuagenarian or an octogenarian in any family compound you step into, hence you may not be wrong to conclude that longevity is gift to us in this part of the world, even if you are not an indigent person, so long you leave here longevity is your portion, not to mistake me, there are a few premature extinction, but they are not too common.

Now let me go straight to my purpose of writing, a customer of mine (Micahae-Initial name) who buys fancy and expensive glass tables from me was in my store today and as usual he wanted to buy something from me, but there was something not right about him, so i couldn't help but ask him what the problem was.

As usual i was expecting the normal "my wife is too stubborn and unyielding tales" but i was shocked when he said he had a problem, to which i quickly asked what that is, at first when he finished i had thought my ears were playing a funny joke on me not until he repeated himself, i know you are curious to know what he told me right?

In his words "I am a professional Coffin specialist/seller and theses days THERE IS NO MARKET". yes
that was what he said, now on a personal note i really had no consolation words for him, i told him to speak to his pastor to which he asked me, what kind of prayer would the pastor pray for me?

Now what Could he realy want when he says there is no market,and if you were his pastor what kind of prayer would you pray for him?

cc:lasticlala pls do the needfull.Thank you

It is not that people are not dying but his products (coffins) don't have sales or demand. As for death, people die everyday and need to be buried. That rules out that exception.
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by missKiffy(f): 5:38pm On Oct 20, 2015
Sanmel:
That's how my MD was telling us to pray that patients should be coming to our hospital ..
Lobatan embarassed
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by skondo09(m): 5:39pm On Oct 20, 2015
Sanmel:
That's how my MD was telling us to pray that patients should be coming to our hospital ..
I think he is right, if you are not sick you are not a patient, so he is calling for the sick not the healthy
Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Touchforfree(m): 5:57pm On Oct 20, 2015
"The drummer asking of where funeral is being done; one day, the drummer's house will be asked after".........

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