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Op looks like you have witnessed a sacrifice bf cuz u wrote with much experience. Very funny.

Hero10001:
You don't cook moimoi when menstrating

Naijasinglegirl:



http://naijasinglegirl.com/the-moimoi-that-refused-to-orgasm/

MOI MOI INDEED ABEG PACK WELL WELL

Op this your story is funny ooo The way to a man's heart is definitely through his stomach with a good food! So you need to do more work!!!

UR SURE A GOOD WRITER...........I ENJOYED YOUR USE OF COMPARISM......NICE PIECE I OWE U MOI MOI OR AT LEAST LECTURE ON HOW TO PREPARE IT

What happened to Google??

LIKE TRUELLY WHATS DIS PERSON SAYING?

Kalvan:

Can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. You will kill pesin oooooo.

This is hilarious! NSG kudos!!!

Naijasinglegirl:



http://naijasinglegirl.com/the-moimoi-that-refused-to-orgasm/

You don't know your nutrition table that's why you are calling moi moi wrapped with leaf poor man's moi moi.

Cancer is everywhere because of all these useless packaging of foods..

If na lie I dey lie ask madcow uselessgoat goatandyam temitemi1 tonyebarcanista oresmussantus dem go tell you truth..

Do research before writing a story, but nice story though..

Naijasinglegirl:



http://naijasinglegirl.com/the-moimoi-that-refused-to-orgasm/

Nicely written!

Couldn't continue reading.. *stopped when u mixed ground seeds with D ones in D bucket* my 2 Year old would call u Stupid

YOU ARE VERY FUNNY INDEED. IN FACT YOU ARE A COMEDIAN.quote author=Hero10001 post=39374977]You don't cook moimoi when menstrating[/quote]

Copy copy, swear u didn't copy dis 4rm naijasinglegirl

Nss, I swear u're wasting talent if u aint selling ur jokes...I was laughing out loud in the train and coincidentally this happens everytime that I am reading ur post...blv me u're far better than most naija comedians with their dry and dead jokes

i don laff taya No need 2 marry u kip 4 huz cos dat 1 no b marriage na MURDER.
Try purchase a form in one catering school 2 enhance ur kitchen skills

Naijasinglegirl:
without thinking twice, I emptied half of the beans into the mortar and began pounding like a witch in the dead of the night. My shadow on the wall was frightening, like I was pounding people’s destinies.


http://naijasinglegirl.com/the-moimoi-that-refused-to-orgasm/

I emptied the contents of the bucket into a big pot, lit the stove and place it on the fire in all its botoboto glory.
Lightening flashed and a loud thunder struck immediately. I supposed sango, amadioha, thor and other gods were acknowledging my sacrifice.

these lines really got me laughing hard.
U are really good with prose and will surely go places.
I love u naijasinglegirl and I hope to meet u one day.

So funny! Nice write up!

Hero10001:
You don't cook moimoi when menstrating

Callous

Hero10001:
You don't cook moimoi when menstrating

PERVERT

Naijasinglegirl:


http://naijasinglegirl.com/the-moimoi-that-refused-to-orgasm/

'pounding destinies'

nice write up.....really like ur diction.

I do find this as a comic relief... hardly laf to lengthy story but this one got me busting into laughter and tear rolling from my eyes. Nice write up and also you could be a good comic writer. Do explore that

ProfessorD:
Too long

It means that the name, professor is by mistake, if that write up is too LONG

pictures please!

mikuz ...aka kim kardashian the gay.....the day i get unbanned is the day u die. coward ass beetch!

I'm just sitting here cackling during my 3pm break. My colleagues think I've gone crazy...

ROTFLOL... Pele dear. u shouldn't have offered wat u hadn't tried b4. i guess nw u knw beta. do not be discouraged, try it a few more times n u'll become beta wt practice.

I no go believe until I see pinshure

ingredients that makes moi moi very palatible are Groundnut oil,raw egg,can tomatoes,pepper,Maggi,
salt,crayfish thereafter you mix,pour into a nylon,tie and put into a pot.I learn it once from my mom,unfortunately for her,I prepare it better than her.They can't resist it so I always prepare it every saturday




Mind you,I started preparing moi moi at the age of 12,like seriously