ggrin:
awon weyrey dog

nut don loose for your head

Moz22:

Ehn ehn..that mean say na two Alaska dey niyen. The one weh u dey talk na d one weh Stfu go do registration.

STFUareyouGod:
nut don loose for your head

se looto? ....abeg help me screw am back

ggrin:
awon omo egbe okunokun..I no dy o

weldone..why u complete am na I wasn't referring to anyone ooo

ggrin:
se looto? ....abeg help me screw am back

e don trowey. Na to go weld am

That's why i never want a roommate. U can never have peace of mind with anything

There was one such girl like that who was living with me at a time widout paying a dime. She did almost everyfin the OP listed there nd even went as far as saying I was d one squatting with her. I was just trying to do a friend a favour nd she didn't realize that. I didn't fink twice bout kicking her ass out...glad,I did.
BTW,#10 is so hilarious...lol

Moz22:
weldone..why u complete am na I wasn't referring to anyone ooo

nob me o

STFUareyouGod:
e don trowey. Na to go weld am

we go see screw for car street na

ggrin:
nob me o

na me?

ggrin:
we go see screw for car street na

which car? Car kor, keke ni

What about the one that cooks and lock it in a locker?? Na everyday him go dey buy padlock

Number 10

Kai! I remember one guy for year 1. I could count how many times he slept in the room he paid for.
His roomie always had different girls for different days from different schools from different states in Naija. Everytime them dey play the guy 'offside'. Maybe out of 365days in a year he slept in his room 156times only.

#SayNoToRoommatism.... ;-D

After having several issues with my roomie I decided to leave,I now live alone in peace

I had a such a room mate who also....

- smokes
- gets invlved in fights








....Dude is having problems graduating while his mates are working.

And who stays In hostel in university?even d nigga we were at d bq was a bad g I grew up wit and I was d driver. Ride or die.

Life is going small small.

Staying alone still remains the best bet.. Experiences of a room mate taught me better ..

Collinsiweadi:
D worst is when hw goes out for night club, coming back around 3-30 am and having d mind to knock at d door. Wen am already at sleep... N't easy

This your Own is Rubbish oooo!
Cos you must Open that door. Most especially Not when we both pay the rent! Hen! When you're not my elder brother or father. Na fight go end am.....

u forgot they ll want to turn u into their slaves, if u refuse they start preaching rubbish of togetherness, anyway am gud at handling such bitches

Plate dumping


friend squatting without prior info


bringing max of 6fellas to the room after i inform il be gone for 2days and wont be spending the night. Only for plans to change and on opening the door, i saw 6guys sleeping all over in awkward positions, snoring heavily.

Roomies would ALWAYS be crazy! Even like minded ones.

Highcuerayte:
I kinda love your nose

Chei.. tufia!

Highcuerayte:
I kinda love your nose

watch it! Dat man go arrest you ooooo.

JustTara:
OMG! This is my first! yeah! someone likes my nose...
actually getting a screen shot of your quote and sending it to my friends. Don't call me crazy.

Wierd,really wierd not crazy

mikewonder:
Unless you decide to live your entire life with your parents, there will come a time when you'll have to live with a complete stranger. Sometimes, it ends well and you become best friends. But if you are unlucky, a bad roommate enters your life and your peace of mind jumps right out of the window. And before you know it, your life becomes a living hell.
If your roommate is showing these 14 signs, it's time you turn 180 degrees and run.
1. They think used dishes will magically clean themselves when left for weeks.
2. They don't do their laundry for days and leave their dirty, stinking clothes and underclothes all over the house.
3. At nite they fart,snore or kick box while sleeping.
4. They have their friends over all the time and play really loud music.
5. The bathroom is their second bedroom
6. They shamelessly use your phone, and borrow your clothes without your permission.
7. You saved last nite meal in the fridge to have for breakfast. BUT your roommate ate it.
8. Always knows when u have an alert but U can't even tell when he/she load a recharge card
9. Ur roommate invite an army of friends therefore shorten ur foods stuff
10. Roommate wakes up at nite, unplug ur phone charging at 15% then plug his/hers at 99% then goes back bed.
11. Don't care about house chores.
12. Would rather play video game than join u in reading.
13. Always pay late when its comes to rent and bills
14. Borrows money but forget to pay back.
Add urs..........

chops 1million from sports betting but still comes to borrow money from you

ggrin:
My roomate loves farting and turns it on my head

you don craze gan!!!!

Na ladies dey get room mates problem pass...

JustTara:
gee. Totally describes my year one experience. My dad threatened to go to school to have her arrested. Lol. Next semester and I'm living on my own, best decision ever.

Arrest on which crime?,,,,that was funny but some roommate can be as bad like Cain

Laveda:
you don craze gan!!!!

....u chop cow leg?

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