JustTara:
gee. Totally describes my year one experience. My dad threatened to go to school to have her arrested. Lol. Next semester and I'm living on my own, best decision ever.

gee u don wise

Lol@ number 10

Highcuerayte:
Lol...I won't.

bae is being sarcastic. ....

Always naked

JustTara:
OMG! This is my first! yeah! someone likes my nose...
actually getting a screen shot of your quote and sending it to my friends. Don't call me crazy.

Are you tara thornthon of redblood movie?

backbiting.... she smiles at u wen u around and discuss u wen ur out.

You saved a bucket of water to take your bath for 8:00am fix test on saturday which he knows about and that you cant get water in that morning just to wake up in the morning to see him using the water to wash his jean.. Thats what one guy i was squatting did to me.. I hate having roommates-

If you knw watz gud 4 yhu, dnt av a bunkmate.......I told my younger bro dat

teemyte:

Arrest on which crime?,,,,that was funny but some roommate can be as bad like Cain

she kept complaining about how she doesn't like her clothes and stuffs, so I always let her use mine. One morning, we were getting ready to go to gst class and she said we should switch bags because she doesn't like hers. I agreed. Unfortunately, something came up and I had to travel home immediately, to add palava, my phone screen got bad so I had to stay at home until my phone was done being repaired. She sent me this text ( screenshot below), my mum saw it, showed it to my dad, who asked me what's been going on. By the time I was done explaining how she's always using my things and inconveniencing me but will let all hell loose even if a pin of hers is shifted, she's prone to sudden outburst of anger and even getting physical, my dad was furious with me for not telling anyone ever since. After my phone was repaired, he took her number and called her. She played it all off, saying it was a joke, we are like sisters and blah blah. My parents made me stay a week extra in the house because they were scared for my safety.

Poops and forget to flush the toilet.

marwanafrica:


Are you tara thornthon of redblood movie?

No but I wish I was. She dated a vampire, how cool is that?!. I've always wanted to date a vampire, but my boyfriend doesn't even like the smell of blood all that much.

I dont like roommates.

If I add my own eh, I fit begin vex to the point of looking for my more than 10years ago room mate for payback. I beg make we live that thing.

Abeg, tell me wetin I no know b4 joor

sweetpies:
If I add my own eh, I fit begin vex to the point of looking for my more than 10years ago room mate for payback. I beg make we live that thing.

Add your own please. I'm in the mood to hear something worthwhile

JustTara:
OMG! This is my first! yeah! someone likes my nose...
actually getting a screen shot of your quote and sending it to my friends. Don't call me crazy.

15). Spends All His Money On Women And Expects You To Understand And Feed Him! http://www.bummyla.com

mikewonder:
Unless you decide to live your entire life with your parents, there will come a time when you'll have to live with a complete stranger. Sometimes, it ends well and you become best friends. But if you are unlucky, a bad roommate enters your life and your peace of mind jumps right out of the window. And before you know it, your life becomes a living hell.
If your roommate is showing these 14 signs, it's time you turn 180 degrees and run.
1. They think used dishes will magically clean themselves when left for weeks.

throw them out

2. They don't do their laundry for days and leave their dirty, stinking clothes and underclothes all over the house.

throw it out or soak it

3. At nite they fart,snore or kick box while sleeping.

nature
so time the legs and Buy clip for snorer

4. They have their friends over all the time and play really loud music.

you play loud porn or Christian rants/music
whichever hurts/embarrasses them most

5. The bathroom is their second bedroom

remove the door

6. They shamelessly use your phone, and borrow your clothes without your permission.

lock your phone
put yerepe on the cloth

7. You saved last nite meal in the fridge to have for breakfast. BUT your roommate ate it.

put plenty Pepper, salt, or laxative on the food

8. Always knows when u have an alert but U can't even tell when he/she load a recharge card

so?

9. Ur roommate invite an army of friends therefore shorten ur foods stuff

lock up your food

10. Roommate wakes up at nite, unplug ur phone charging at 15% then plug his/hers at 99% then goes back bed.

remove their battery the next day whether it fits yours or not

11. Don't care about house chores.

you're on your own

12. Would rather play video game than join u in reading.

tell him to Buy headphones

13. Always pay late when its comes to rent and bills

kick him out or replace with another roommate and tell him no space for 3

14. Borrows money but forget to pay back.

fool you once shame on him
fool you twice shame on you

Add urs..........

I had great room mates from first to final year. Just had one bad flat mate who stores used pot and plates and the rest of us the flat always take them to keep near the trash can cos she sometimes leave them and travel.her room mates where always complaining. In my next world if I'm to choose, I will go for those same room mates and flate mates. Minus the dirty one who was also a very pretty girl.
I tell u some people are pigs.

Lmao. Roommates and the wahala. In my lodge, one read the diary of the other. Lol, dunno how that other one found out and came bk thinking it was me and one other innocent person I had problems with, me wey pasa for my own room, she almost burnt my poor mattress till she begin reason aam, say Jay and Tochi no dey talk sef, I was tryna explain sef. Ike gwuru m. When she found out her roomie was lying abt the whole thn, she just threw the TV her roomie bought downstairs. Lmao, me wey dey innocent,kukuma packed lil clothes and found my way to a friend's room#dunno why I typed. This long story sef, summary be say some roomies are unbeatable liars and back stabbers.

my own re flatmates... o boi! those guys re mad...... there was a tym i was cooking spaghetti nd i ve a class wch i cant be late for, so i ask them to look after the food nd if its done they shld eat and remain my own , u wont believe they finish all the food nd left the pot for me to wash...well i revenge, dat why we re guys anyway

ggrin:
se looto? ....abeg help me screw am back

I actually think one tightens a nut.

Valid points except number 12

"BECAREFUL of people that remove charger from ur 5% low battery to charge their 95% battery. THEY CAN KILL!"

some rummy will neva bring moni to cook food but wen u cook na dem go chop m pass invite their friends join.... those that can travel round africa and keep calling begging u to help them write test,submit assignment and those that there bf r nw part of ur rummate 24/7 his around.

My room mate has all these characters. Na God go save man pikin

Highcuerayte:
When he is a deeper life.

hey wat do u mean ?

JustTara:
gee. Totally describes my year one experience. My dad threatened to go to school to have her arrested. Lol. Next semester and I'm living on my own, best decision ever.

arrest? I wan die with laugh. Ur dad funny die.

JustTara:
she kept complaining about how she doesn't like her clothes and stuffs, so I always let her use mine. One morning, we were getting ready to go to gst class and she said we should switch bags because she doesn't like hers. I agreed. Unfortunately, something came up and I had to travel home immediately, to add palava, my phone screen got bad so I had to stay at home until my phone was done being repaired. She sent me this text ( screenshot below), my mum saw it, showed it to my dad, who asked me what's been going on. By the time I was done explaining how she's always using my things and inconveniencing me but will let all hell loose even if a pin of hers is shifted, she's prone to sudden outburst of anger and even getting physical, my dad was furious with me for not telling anyone ever since. After my phone was repaired, he took her number and called her. She played it all off, saying it was a joke, we are like sisters and blah blah. My parents made me stay a week extra in the house because they were scared for my safety.

this is just terrible..guess you are a cool and calm individual, you no like wahala...what a wicked roomie.wish you had treated her fuc.kup

never really had a bad roomie...but I remember one guy in 100level.I no know wetin dey worry the guy,he always let his food go bad then he starts
warming the nonsense,stinking up the whole room with foul odour...he will say he is reviving the meal.we called him the revivalist... it got to a time anytime he gets back from class,everybody go waka comot for room cus we know he is about to carry out a revival...very mad boy..

ggrin:
....u chop cow leg?

Nope, na cow nyansh

I don't have a roommate!

Highcuerayte:
I kinda love your nose

I had to click and view the nose..... .......
for making me click
and
waste my mb
u are a MONKEY