A senior friend asked me to wait 4 her in an eatery in Umuahia. So I ordered for sumtin of ₦450(sometin a guy lyk me can afford). While eating&waiting, I notice a rich man in agbada. About 50secs later, a man went to dis richman & told him he lost his wife & need money...Immediately, d richman gave him a millon naira cheque out of pity.(wow! I was shocked). Another man went in crying dat he lost his father & needed money 4 burial, this good rich man gave him a millon naira cheque too (ehn? Gini n'eme? I CANT BE LEFT OUT). I was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie I'll also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I summoned courage and went to d richman's front. I told him I lost my grandfather & I need money (I was crying,shedding crocodile tears...).while I was expecting this man to open his brief case & give me a cheque too, suddenly I heard a noise "CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERRUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT. .

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Lol eeyah