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My Experience In Enugu......(No be Joke ooo) by blaze2cool(m): 7:54pm On Oct 28, 2015
A friend asked me to wait 4 him in Xtastee fast food an eatery here in Enugu... So I ordered for something to eat while waiting, I noticed a rich well dressed man in Agbada.
About 50secs later, a man went to this rich man & told him he lost his wife & needed money.
Immediately the rich man gave him a Million naira cheque out of pity.
Wow! I was shocked and excited at the same time.
Another man went in crying that he lost his father and needed money for burial.
This good rich man gave him a million naira cheque too.
As 042 boy wey I be I no fit carry last na, I told myself that "I CAN'T BE LEFT OUT".
For a few minutes I was cooking in my mind, the type of pitiful lie I will also tell to receive my own 1 million...
I summoned courage and went to d rich man. I told him I lost my grandfather and I need money.
I was crying, shedding hot tears & rolled on the ground expecting this man to open his briefcase & give me a cheque too.
Suddenly I heard a noise behind me: "CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!! Mr. Man, You Can't interrupt Our Film. We Are Shooting A Movie Here! ...
IF NA YOU, WETIN U GO DO?
Re: My Experience In Enugu......(No be Joke ooo) by frankay430(m): 7:55pm On Oct 28, 2015
ok
Re: My Experience In Enugu......(No be Joke ooo) by emeijeh(m): 7:59pm On Oct 28, 2015
Mu.mu... Na cctv cams dem dey use shoot the movie?
Re: My Experience In Enugu......(No be Joke ooo) by zinachidi(m): 8:10pm On Oct 28, 2015
emeijeh:
Mu.mu... Na cctv cams dem dey use shoot the movie?
GBAM!! U too get sense jare..
Re: My Experience In Enugu......(No be Joke ooo) by Gibsonworld05(m): 9:03pm On Oct 28, 2015
Chaii!!! Dem dey follow u from ur village

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