A large company recently hired several cannibals as it was expanding
quickly and couldn't find enough British staff.

"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the
welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
canteen on the Ground Floor for something to eat, but please don't
eat any of our other employees".

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss
remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your
work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared, Do any of you
know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "No".

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others,

"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly.

"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers and no one noticed anything. But , NOOOooo, you had to go
and eat someone who actually does something!"

is like you are the main carnibal in here

You would know wouldnt you?

that company will soon be grounded

:d :d :d

bliss d errorful cannibal

*pulls down thread and burn to ashes*

Lola,

I fink i'ma have me a word wiv 'sege', which kin thing be dis? I go typr something another thing go dey comot for screen,

I neva wan answer u sha, u've been prone to the same for a while now. be there and continue having selective short memory o

no start that ussual fight this morning o

fight? Dont even know the meaning of the word.

really?

yeah! wo' does it mean?

i like u sha

that wat it mean? or u trying to say somefin?

na d meaning i don tel u so

I dont hide, I spice!!!

:p

labila

sharrap son

@ Baba Alaba

Lolabbey:

sharrap son

but u didn't tell that is ur forefathers' names na

be careful son

not now mom

in the days of ignorance, God will have mercy

Ignorance aint mi o, it aint bliss!!!

dis bliss sef

wo'?