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| Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
Two cannibals Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait." Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait." About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her." "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either." "Why not?" asked the son. "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."  The Unhappy Man A man lost both of his arms in a car accident. When he recovered in the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window. As he looked down from the window, he saw a man with no arms just like him dancing wildly and happily on the street. He decided to find out what made this man so happy. Arriving on the street, he asked, "Hey, brother, stop dancing for a minute and tell what your secret is that you are so happy." The dancing man responded, "What do you mean, happy? Hell no! I feel itchy like hell in my ar.se, but I can't reach it." |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by bunmioguns(m): 1:20pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
Arrrghh, Otooro, where u get dis photocopying machine |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by sutoboy(m): 1:39pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
bunmioguns: i seconded you!otooro no fit type all this by the way where is the joke? |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by Nobody: 1:53pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
sutoboy: u think say i dey use nokia 3310 browse like u  mstchewwww   |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by sutoboy(m): 2:00pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
head shake for you!  |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by Nobody: 2:25pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
^^^ rolls eyes for you  |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by bunmioguns(m): 5:12pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
@ Sutoboy, dont mind dt yeye toto. . .these are d links to his two Jokes. . . . . www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81216043/ www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81782826/ |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by sutoboy(m): 5:18pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
@otooro, hmm see ur life!i no say u no fit type all dis lailai u no get the brain to do dat bunmioguns:As you sef no get job nko?na links to his jokes u dey find up and down? abi na the jokes u wan write before?  |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by EfemenaXY: 5:25pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
| Cool jokes - never seen them before! Well done & thanks for sharing jor - me likey bunmioguns: So what? At least he cared to share them with us - and good decent jokes at that!  |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by bunmioguns(m): 5:41pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
@Efe. . .laff wan tear my boxers comot . . . Am nt sayin he did nt try, bt I jst dont like d way he was bragging as if he is d owner of d joke |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by bunmioguns(m): 5:44pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
@Sutoboy. . . I hav posted dis type of Old and Long Jokes Like ur Pr1ck so many times bt jst tired of doing dt |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by Nobody: 6:16pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: tnk you mon ami  As for suto *zooms of in my 2012 porsche* |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by sutoboy(m): 6:26pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
bunmioguns: My wat?u mean my tin?JESUS CHRIST! otooro:ahahah no wahala na u top my list too. As for that bunmi |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
^^^  |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by bunmioguns(m): 6:57pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
sunkunboy: |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by sutoboy(m): 7:01pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
bunmioguns: u re such a Machiavellian fool see as you make your self HOLY |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
^^^^ i don't get, am i supposed to laff to this crazey things above?  sutoboy: and for u, if u don't copy and paste will u faint! mstchewww! |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by sutoboy(m): 7:07pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
otooro: yes i go faint for your bed |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by bunmioguns(m): 7:15pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
sutoboy: Jst a tip of Iceberg Newbie, pls jst stay outta my way in dis section or else you wil nt enjoy ur stay here Psycho Patient |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by Nobody: 7:17pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
sutoboy: my bed  *takes a sledge hammer and beats the sh.it outta him!*rubbrish! bunmioguns: oldbie oguns, wat's with the threat. . . |
| Re: Two Cannibals And The Unhappy Man! by sutoboy(m): 7:21pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
bunmioguns: is that all u got?mtechweeeee otooro: is rubbish nor rubbrish cream |
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