We all know 18 year old Sensational Star – Kylie Jenner.

Apparently, if you have no idea who she is, the picture below will juggle your memory.

We have seen physically the manifestations of the decisions that she has made, from surgery to her adult boyfriend. This might be due to the pressure of living life in the spotlight. Or not.

But the bottom line is that, if she had a Nigerian mother, her life and face would be vastly different right now.

Like even thinking of dating Tyga.

Her mom would’ve halted those silly moves before they happened via slaps or just rounds of shouting..

So let’s paint these scenarios and the equivalent Nigerian mother reactions:
1. Getting plastic surgery.

Nigerian Mum Reaction:
So you mean you know better than God??

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Yes o, she born herself

Nigerian mother: See her eyes like cat own

Wo bi oshey jor baby kinswe

Nigerian Mother: you are dating your father's mate


Oun fe egbe baba ee

Mother: you now have another mother abi

4. Becoming a hostess.

…when your mates are writing JAMB?

seriouus?

Nigerian mother : Not in my house

Hostess ko hostel ni

miqos02:
seriouus?

Bros, why did you spoil my bumper to bumper arrangee na

Funny!!!

lwkmd!

5. Nig mother: My daughter has started seeing man

or

Nig mother: My daughter has started following bad friends

Beesluv:
Bros, why did you spoil my bumper to bumper arrangee na

see me see wahala oh, i dey use my own laptop, typing with my own hands,sitting on my chair, using my paid internet subscription and Beesluv questioning me?

6. Nig mum: This world has spoilt

miqos02:
see me see wahala oh, i dey use my own laptop, typing with my own hands,sitting on my chair, using my paid internet subscription and Beesluv questioning me?

Its your network I blame not you. I gat to sue that network

7. God forbid not in my house.

Daddy Kylie, wa wo iwokuwo to omo re wo o

Beesluv:

you wan sue mtn, na bankruptcy u dey invite so oh

8. I said you are not going

Go and wash those plates in the kitchen, when you are done, wash the cloths in the basket, after that, sweep the rooms and

.... listen to the network news, and you must tell me what the news is all about

If only we all have Nigerian mothers e go make sense o jare

9. Where did he get the money

Oun ti tele Ole abi makoba mi iwo omo yi

JAZES:
8. Accepting a car from your boyfriend as birthday gift.

Nigerian Mom Reaction:

My dear, where is he working? – I did not even drive a 50

Ogbeni, this is number 9. Don't spoil my arrangement jare

Beesluv:
9. Where did he get the money

Oun ti tele Ole abi makoba mi iwo omo yi

lol...emabiinu ma.

Nigerian mothers, I bail thee. Una too much


Not this computer age mothers ooo



Computer age mothers abeg park well

Lalasticlala, come and see tonto dike ooo