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You've Got Mail by Ayankaa: 4:42pm On May 11, 2009
man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 4:47pm On May 11, 2009
d blonde go be b
Re: You've Got Mail by Lolabbey: 4:50pm On May 11, 2009
u no fit tok am
Re: You've Got Mail by Ben13: 4:53pm On May 11, 2009
Lol. that "b" must be very stupid to own a computer
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 4:55pm On May 11, 2009
which b una dey talk about o
Re: You've Got Mail by iniguy(m): 10:49am On May 12, 2009
romade:

which b una dey talk about o
Na you dem dey yarn
Re: You've Got Mail by Lolabbey: 10:52am On May 12, 2009
wink
Re: You've Got Mail by blissieng(f): 11:03am On May 12, 2009
Baba Alaba and Bene republic.

Na trouble una dey find abi?
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 11:05am On May 12, 2009
ow come u r being defensive ble abi na ya name 'b' denote
Re: You've Got Mail by blissieng(f): 11:15am On May 12, 2009
me ke? I dey defend the person wey una dey bully!
Re: You've Got Mail by Bbeee: 11:16am On May 12, 2009
lol, n hu cud dt b ? undecided cool
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 11:19am On May 12, 2009
meself neva know
Re: You've Got Mail by Bbeee: 11:19am On May 12, 2009
hu go come know na? undecided undecided cool
Re: You've Got Mail by Lolabbey: 11:21am On May 12, 2009
brb
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 11:23am On May 12, 2009
b wey me talk na b for biutiful blonde cool
Re: You've Got Mail by Bbeee: 11:25am On May 12, 2009
lol,   n hu b d biutiful blonde?  undecided cool
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 11:28am On May 12, 2009
its b
Re: You've Got Mail by Bbeee: 11:29am On May 12, 2009
nna which one be b na?
Re: You've Got Mail by Lolabbey: 11:45am On May 12, 2009
go rest jare,must u sabi evry?
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 11:46am On May 12, 2009
na lawyer he wan be o
Re: You've Got Mail by Lolabbey: 12:10pm On May 12, 2009
mak hin go court nah
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 12:11pm On May 12, 2009
wia he go lawyer u well
Re: You've Got Mail by Bbeee: 12:27pm On May 12, 2009
;d cool
Re: You've Got Mail by blissieng(f): 12:40pm On May 12, 2009
bu ha ha,

Someone forgot to practice what they preach! tongue
Re: You've Got Mail by Lolabbey: 12:43pm On May 12, 2009
na small error she comot nah
Re: You've Got Mail by blissieng(f): 12:48pm On May 12, 2009
error na error. Dont marra the size. cheesy wink tongue
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 12:50pm On May 12, 2009
lyk say u no be error personified
Re: You've Got Mail by Lolabbey: 12:52pm On May 12, 2009
lobatan
Re: You've Got Mail by Bbeee: 12:54pm On May 12, 2009
cool
Re: You've Got Mail by romsky: 12:57pm On May 12, 2009
Bob
Re: You've Got Mail by Lolabbey: 12:58pm On May 12, 2009
marley
Re: You've Got Mail by Bbeee: 1:03pm On May 12, 2009
romade:

Bob

ma?

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