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ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 1:35pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
After the general elections held in the first quarter of the year the diverse ethnic groups in Nigeria were reduced to just two they are 1 The Wailers These set of people are the critics of the present government they blame the government for any unfortunate incident in the country. They are swift to crucify the government whenever things go wrong. You can simply identify them by their language. The Wailers are quick to shed tears when things don't go their way. A typical example of a Wailer is a crying baby. The Wailers predominantly lives in the South-eastern and South-South part of Nigeria they can also be found in the south western part of Nigeria. These are some of the words used by the Wailers I translated them to English Dolapo/ A slowpoke Dullard / A stupid person President Buhari / Stupidity at its peak Go slow / A daft :synonym- slow motion 5% / Minority : synonym: Southeast NIG. One Chance/ Deceit Body Odour/ An unreasonable and illogical attempt to solving a problem Zoo / A country whose President is a slowpoke Slave / Another name for a person from the southwestern part of Nigeria Master / A person from the Northern part of Nigeria Buharioptics / The study of stupidity Buhari / A n offensive term for the name Buhari Daura / A village filled with Morons Change / A polite term form Clueless 2. The Zombies The Zombies are Largest ethnic group in Nigeria. They predominantly live in the Northern and Southwestern part of Nigeria. The Zombies are ready believers. They are the supporters of the present government. The zombies are quite gullible they can go to any length to believe any government policy regardless of the effect. The Zombies don't have a mind of theirs hence they are always ready to follow, just blow the whistle. A typical example of a Zombie is a Cow. These are some of the terms used by the Zombies I translated them to english E- Warrior / A Coward who likes to bark on social media Change / A place free of corruption Igbo / A person from the south eastern part of Nigeria Jona / A clueless person Deziani / A corrupt person PDP / A party filled with corrupt leaders : Synonym- Corruption Jail / An imaginary place where no one is kept Wailing Wailers / A person who loves to cry at the slightest provocation ....So are you a Wailer or a Zombie? 2 Likes |
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by WafiJoe(m): 1:37pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
OP, You are confused |
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 1:41pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
WafiJoe:Accepted. But where do you belong? Zbie or Wail? |
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by WafiJoe(m): 1:42pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
How dare you insult our hero |
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
"President Buhari" does not exist...it was "Dullardinnnhhhooo"... 1 Like |
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
WafiJoe:sorry bros but there are so many hero's...abeg wetin be the name of your hero? No vex |
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by Ephemmm: 2:59pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
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Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by IlekeHD: 3:01pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Slaves / Igbos Masters/ Yoruba Hausa Fulani Ijaw |
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by IlekeHD: 3:04pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Slaves / Igbos Master / Ijaw |
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 3:07pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
IlekeHD:Lol...alright...so which group do you belong to? |
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