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ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 1:35pm On Nov 05, 2015
After the general elections held in the first quarter of the year the diverse ethnic groups in Nigeria were reduced to just two they are

1 The Wailers
These set of people are the critics of the present government they blame the government for any unfortunate incident in the country. They are swift to crucify the government whenever things go wrong. You can simply identify them by their language. The Wailers are quick to shed tears when things don't go their way. A typical example of a Wailer is a crying baby. The Wailers predominantly lives in the South-eastern and South-South part of Nigeria they can also be found in the south western part of Nigeria. These are some of the words used by the Wailers I translated them to English

Dolapo/ A slowpoke

Dullard / A stupid person

President Buhari / Stupidity at its peak

Go slow / A daft :synonym- slow motion

5% / Minority : synonym: Southeast NIG.

One Chance/ Deceit

Body Odour/ An unreasonable and illogical attempt to solving a problem

Zoo / A country whose President is a slowpoke

Slave / Another name for a person from the southwestern part of Nigeria

Master / A person from the Northern part of Nigeria

Buharioptics / The study of stupidity

Buhari / A n offensive term for the name Buhari

Daura / A village filled with Morons

Change / A polite term form Clueless

2. The Zombies
The Zombies are Largest ethnic group in Nigeria. They predominantly live in the Northern and Southwestern part of Nigeria. The Zombies are ready believers. They are the supporters of the present government. The zombies are quite gullible they can go to any length to believe any government policy regardless of the effect. The Zombies don't have a mind of theirs hence they are always ready to follow, just blow the whistle. A typical example of a Zombie is a Cow. These are some of the terms used by the Zombies I translated them to english

E- Warrior / A Coward who likes to bark on social media

Change / A place free of corruption

Igbo / A person from the south eastern part of Nigeria

Jona / A clueless person

Deziani / A corrupt person

PDP / A party filled with corrupt leaders : Synonym- Corruption

Jail / An imaginary place where no one is kept

Wailing Wailers / A person who loves to cry at the slightest provocation

....So are you a Wailer or a Zombie?

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Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by WafiJoe(m): 1:37pm On Nov 05, 2015
OP, You are confused
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 1:41pm On Nov 05, 2015
WafiJoe:
OP, You are confused
Accepted. But where do you belong? Zbie or Wail?
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by WafiJoe(m): 1:42pm On Nov 05, 2015
How dare you insult our hero
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2015
"President Buhari" does not exist...it was "Dullardinnnhhhooo"...

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Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2015
WafiJoe:
How dare you insult our hero
sorry bros but there are so many hero's...abeg wetin be the name of your hero? No vex
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by Ephemmm: 2:59pm On Nov 05, 2015
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SSpeter:
After the general elections held in the first quarter of the year the diverse ethnic groups in Nigeria were reduced to just two they are

1 The Wailers
These set of people are the critics of the present government they blame the government for any unfortunate incident in the country. They are swift to crucify the government whenever things go wrong. You can simply identify them by their language. The Wailers are quick to shed tears when things don't go their way. A typical example of a Wailer is a crying baby. The Wailers predominantly lives in the South-eastern and South-South part of Nigeria they can also be found in the south western part of Nigeria. These are some of the words used by the Wailers I translated them to English

Dolapo/ A slowpoke

Dullard / A stupid person

President Buhari / Stupidity at its peak

Go slow / A daft :synonym- slow motion

5% / Minority : synonym: Southeast NIG.

One Chance/ Deceit

Body Odour/ An unreasonable and illogical attempt to solving a problem

Zoo / A country whose President is a slowpoke

Slave / Another name for a person from the southwestern part of Nigeria

Master / A person from the Northern part of Nigeria

Buharioptics / The study of stupidity

Buhari / A n offensive term for the name Buhari

Daura / A village filled with Morons

Change / A polite term form Clueless

2. The Zombies
The Zombies are Largest ethnic group in Nigeria. They predominantly live in the Northern and Southwestern part of Nigeria. The Zombies are ready believers. They are the supporters of the present government. The zombies are quite gullible they can go to any length to believe any government policy regardless of the effect. The Zombies don't have a mind of theirs hence they are always ready to follow, just blow the whistle. A typical example of a Zombie is a Cow. These are some of the terms used by the Zombies I translated them to english

E- Warrior / A Coward who likes to bark on social media

Change / A place free of corruption

Igbo / A person from the south eastern part of Nigeria

Jona / A clueless person

Deziani / A corrupt person

PDP / A party filled with corrupt leaders : Synonym- Corruption

Jail / An imaginary place where no one is kept

Wailing Wailers / A person who loves to cry at the slightest provocation

....So are you a Wailer or a Zombie?
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Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by IlekeHD: 3:01pm On Nov 05, 2015
Slaves / Igbos


Masters/ Yoruba Hausa Fulani Ijaw
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by IlekeHD: 3:04pm On Nov 05, 2015
Slaves / Igbos

Master / Ijaw
Re: ATTN!!! There Are Only Two Ethnic Groups In Nigeria.... by SSpeter(m): 3:07pm On Nov 05, 2015
IlekeHD:
Slaves / Igbos

Master / Ijaw
Lol...alright...so which group do you belong to? tongue

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