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My Experience With A Reverend Father by Epiphanus20(m): 2:22pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
My name is Epiphanus,i once reside with my family somewhere in Enugu,but i leaved with my aunty in kogi state,my family is a catholic family,but for my aunty she got no choice. Am a writer and a singer,i leaved with my aunty since i was 11,but sometimes i feel like a catholic,you know catholic has great respect for reverend,but this incident changed that view. Am a writer,i have sold my novels in some schools in enugu and kogi and that made me some kind of a celebrity,yes local celebrity for now. Although this conversation is a bit funny but it was a bit irritating and annoying when it happened. I came home to Enugu around July,just after my neco examination and my brothers started worrying me to go to confession,they told me that there is a probablity that every boarder had stolen at least once, which is true. I came to confession arena,although the queue was much but i manage to exercise patience until it got to my turn,within me i know the only sin i did was lying because am a talkative and all talkative's are liars,so i waited extra 90 minutes before it got to my turn(thank God for that). After the usual recitation ME: father i have lied many times and i have stole things too,i came to ask for forgiveness for also the ones i dont remember. FATHER:when was the last time you came for confession? ME:About six monthes ago FATHER:And you are telling me that you just lied and stole for the last six monthes ME:Are you the God?are you the one to predict my sin? FATHER:You dont fight? ME:You wan make kids take me do football?my bone no strong na FATHER:You don't jealous people who are richer? ME: do i look like a woman? FATHER: You don't chase girls ME(angry):whats wrong with you,am always shy around girls,how can i be a womanizer probably a girlizer. FATHER:I have been watching you,i have seen you with difference type of girls,i saw your hands around their waiste. ME:Reverend,you too corrupt,those are my cousin sisters,i never toast a girl. FATHER:Am giving you 3 chaplets for that,say the chaplets 3 times. ME:When was the last time you sinned against the lord? FATHER:I cant remember. ME:You are a great liar but you have a matured female cook,am giving you 5 chaplets for that. I STORMED OUT OF THE CHURCH VIBRATING WITH ANGER WHILE THAT PRIEST KEPT LAUGHING. |
Re: My Experience With A Reverend Father by olafum1(m): 2:36pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
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