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My Android Phone Wahala And China Phone Problems by ngozianu(m): 3:21pm On Nov 10, 2015
My Android don chop my money tire, na him I come vex
yesterday sell am, come take some money buy chinaphone!
The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Fire lighter etc. I
fit write Text message with toothpicks sef. But now am in
bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The spellings get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon,
samswag etc.
3. When aeroplane pass, e go record "One missed Call".
4. When a big car horn; e go show "Charger connected"
5. When Chinese man pass, e go show: "One Bluetooth device
found"
6. When fine lady waka pass, e go show "WiFi On"
7. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey
find buyer, e dey show me for screen say "No contacts found"
Pls don't laugh alone, send to those you wish to put a smile
on their face.

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Re: My Android Phone Wahala And China Phone Problems by Joel3(m): 7:18pm On Nov 10, 2015
grin haha. oh my God I almost take this serious until I get to number 2.

lalasticala, seun, front page worthy. let them laugh a little

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Re: My Android Phone Wahala And China Phone Problems by gidjah(m): 8:22pm On Nov 10, 2015
Hmmm great write up
Re: My Android Phone Wahala And China Phone Problems by Youngpo413: 11:03pm On Nov 10, 2015
Lool
Re: My Android Phone Wahala And China Phone Problems by ngozianu(m): 2:41pm On Nov 12, 2015
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Re: My Android Phone Wahala And China Phone Problems by Bratking(m): 6:27pm On Nov 12, 2015
At least, try editing the copy and paste to make it more presentable.
Re: My Android Phone Wahala And China Phone Problems by Chidexter(m): 6:50pm On Nov 12, 2015
Bratking:
At least, try editing the copy and paste to make it more presentable.

Haha True talk.
I've read this a thousand and one times, the guy added a few stuff at the begining tho.

All the same, Na Copy and Paste
Re: My Android Phone Wahala And China Phone Problems by daphid25(m): 9:56pm On Nov 12, 2015
Wetin you go gimme join if I buy am from you?
Re: My Android Phone Wahala And China Phone Problems by Emeka71(m): 3:30am On Nov 13, 2015
Joel3:
grin haha. oh my God I almost take this serious until I get to number 2.

lalasticala, seun, front page worthy. let them laugh a little
Likewise Me.

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