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Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by donsponky(m): 11:44am On May 16, 2009
1 You're different, I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before.

2 I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile, but tell me more about yourself.

3 I never do CyberLove! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm getting excited.

4 I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body!

5 I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out.

6 Yes of course I'm female,

7 I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend.

8 No this is my only screen name, You mean you can have more then one?

9 I'm not like most of the guy's/gal's here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel coffee shop)

10 I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I'm Hot and could care less, just type)
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by dani1luv: 12:03pm On May 16, 2009
:d undecided ;d
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by donsponky(m): 11:59am On May 20, 2009
dani you dey fall my hand ohh. why you comer lock all my trend embarassed embarassed cry
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by Lolabbey: 3:05pm On May 20, 2009
u no give am do
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by manickal(m): 7:40pm On May 20, 2009
i wonder why people bother trying to be what they can never be?
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by donsponky(m): 11:35am On May 22, 2009
manickal, who are you talking to?
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by biola44: 2:51pm On May 22, 2009
@poster: quite true, but incomplete
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by donsponky(m): 4:02pm On May 23, 2009
i no fit shout lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by Lolabbey: 11:57am On May 25, 2009
try screaming
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by donsponky(m): 3:51pm On May 25, 2009
Lolabbey:

try screaming
your voice wey like lion own
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by v3: 4:29pm On May 25, 2009
@ poster cry cry cry

@dani, whats good bro?
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by Lolabbey: 1:36pm On May 26, 2009
y u com dey shed tears like dis, . . . . . . .poster abeg return hin bread ooo
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by v3: 8:34am On May 27, 2009
@lolabbey

Not cryin dear, juz "breakin a sweat" after readin d post, taz all
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by Lolabbey: 11:59am On May 27, 2009
i for say
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by dani1luv: 5:49pm On Jun 02, 2009
:d
Re: Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms by Valentinothomas: 11:36am On Feb 14, 2022
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