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A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by DONFASZY(m): 4:24pm On Sep 18, 2009
A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

OH BOI C Bleep UP
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by romsky: 4:26pm On Sep 18, 2009
blaspheme not
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by DONFASZY(m): 4:34pm On Sep 18, 2009
@romsky

U WON , lipsrsealed
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by bydot1(m): 5:29am On Sep 19, 2009
na real Bleep up
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by CuteAngel(f): 8:31am On Sep 19, 2009
Big time Bleep up
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by aristole(m): 2:31pm On Sep 19, 2009
@ Poster

Ctrl A+Ctrl C+Ctrl V
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by bydot1(m): 2:44pm On Sep 19, 2009
what next?
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by jamace(m): 11:24am On Sep 27, 2009
;d
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:46pm On Sep 27, 2009
I no enter this thread o
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by veravin: 8:23pm On Sep 27, 2009
Omo ur phone no get bibelli.
Na big f**k up oh.
Sorry eh,
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by bashydemy(m): 8:47pm On Sep 27, 2009
lol
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by bydot1(m): 12:30am On Sep 28, 2009
why lollin na
Re: A Priest Offered A Nun A Lift. by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On Sep 28, 2009
if not why not?

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