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Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st: 10:17pm On Nov 13, 2015
pls muslim people in d house, how can i convert to islam?
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 10:21pm On Nov 13, 2015
Really? angry

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Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 10:25pm On Nov 13, 2015
Just pray five times a day, put on Muslim attires, read the Koran and Hadith...

...strap yourself with a bomb, and kill some innocent people for Allah, your reward is in paradise where you will fvck for eternity...

If you can't do all the above... you are allowed to take adolescents as wives too, fvck them like your property...

i'll be adding more later

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Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by yanabasee(m): 10:28pm On Nov 13, 2015
Pyrrho:
Just pray five times a day, put on Muslim attires, read the Koran and Hadith...

...strap yourself with a bomb, and kills some innocent people for Allah, your reward is in paradise where you will fvck for eternity...

If you can't do all the above... you are allowed to take adolescents as wives too, fvck them like your property...

i'll be adding more later

Lol.... grin


You get bb pin charger
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 10:32pm On Nov 13, 2015
yanabasee:


Lol.... grin


You get bb pin charger
"BlackBerry pin charger"? angry
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st: 10:34pm On Nov 13, 2015
Pyrrho:
Just pray five times a day, put on Muslim attires, read the Koran and Hadith...

...strap yourself with a bomb, and kills some innocent people for Allah, your reward is in paradise where you will fvck for eternity...

If you can't do all the above... you are allowed to take adolescents as wives too, fvck them like your property...

i'll be adding more later
lol, dis guy dey mad sha, if i don bomb myself, how i go take dey worship the allah and follow mohammed?
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st: 10:35pm On Nov 13, 2015
Durentt:
Really? angry
WEREY!
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by yanabasee(m): 10:37pm On Nov 13, 2015
Pyrrho:
"BlackBerry pin charger"? angry

Yes nau!,,,, grin
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I wan sidon hia d charge ma phone d wait mek this post reach front page...
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 10:41pm On Nov 13, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
lol, dis guy dey mad sha, if i don bomb myself, how i go take dey worship the allah and follow mohammed?
You wan worship Allah or follow mohammed? You need to die first, two of dem dey paradise dey flex punny. Do quick go join dem.

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Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 10:44pm On Nov 13, 2015
yanabasee:



Yes nau!,,,, grin

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I wan sidon hia d charge ma phone d wait mek this post reach front page...
Na BlackBerry Express Music u dey use? smiley
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st: 10:44pm On Nov 13, 2015
Pyrrho:
You wan worship Allah or follow mohammed? You need to die first, two of dem dey paradise dey flex punny. Do quick go join dem.
hahahahaha, flexing with 72 virgins? dey 4 don turn paradise to brothel self.

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Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by yanabasee(m): 10:47pm On Nov 13, 2015
Pyrrho:
Na BlackBerry Express Music u dey use? smiley

No oooh! grin

Blackberry Python!... Customised! cool
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Ajibam: 11:27pm On Nov 13, 2015
I was checking your profile and i see that you really need Jesus in your Life.. 90% of your topics are lewd, you should have been given a crown in romance section self..

Concerning your request, just go to their boring subsection(recycle bin 2), accept the incantation it will bring, then sit and read all the hogwash written there.. Congrats on your new found religion, have a nice time with the moon god!!

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Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st: 11:35pm On Nov 13, 2015
Ajibam:
I was checking your profile and i see that you really need Jesus in your Life.. 90% of your topics are lewd, you should have been given a crown in romance section self..

Concerning your request, just go to their boring subsection(recycle bin 2), accept the incantation it will bring, then sit and read all the hogwash written there.. Congrats on your new found religion, have a nice time with the moon god!!
u taking me serious? how would i convert to dat islam kind of a tin? i would rather stay religiously neautral.
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Ajibam: 11:54pm On Nov 13, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
u taking me serious? how would i convert to dat islam kind of a tin? i would rather stay religiously neautral.
Alright..
I hope you are following what's going on in France?
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Ajibam: 11:55pm On Nov 13, 2015
And don't forget i said you need Jesus..
Good luck
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 7:09am On Nov 14, 2015
Ajibam:
And don't forget i said you need Jesus.. Good luck
Bismilliah cheesy
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st: 3:45pm On Nov 14, 2015
Ajibam:
And don't forget i said you need Jesus.. Good luck
how is my topics lewd bro? or u dont knw d meaning of lewd?
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 3:46pm On Nov 14, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
how is my topics lewd bro? or u dont knw d meaning of lewd?
Bros. Do u rillu wana turn muslim? cheesy then come to sokoto state and ask of alhaji umaru bature. He wud convert u nd spoil u with MONEYYYYY
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Rilwayne001: 5:38pm On Nov 14, 2015
Pyrrho:
Just pray five times a day, put on Muslim attires, read the Koran and Hadith......strap yourself with a bomb, and kill some innocent people for Allah, your reward is in paradise where you will fvck for eternity... If you can't do all the above... you are allowed to take adolescents as wives too, fvck them like your property...i'll be adding more later

lool.. OP wants to be a muslim and not a terrorist. The characteristics above describes a fanatic terrorist and not a Muslim. wink

Take note sire smiley

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Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by malvisguy212: 9:21pm On Nov 14, 2015
Durenttt:
Bros. Do u rillu wana turn muslim? cheesy then come to sokoto state and ask of alhaji umaru bature. He wud convert u nd spoil u with MONEYYYYY
are you a muslim? Do you worship God or money?
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 9:24pm On Nov 14, 2015
malvisguy212:
are you a muslim? Do you worship God or money?
am not a muslim cheesy

Am am ATHEIST
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by malvisguy212: 9:34pm On Nov 14, 2015
Durenttt:
am not a muslim cheesy

Am am ATHEIST
disappointed ,alright, it a choice we call freewill. Peace!!
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Ajibam: 10:16pm On Nov 14, 2015
Durenttt:
am not a muslim cheesy

Am am ATHEIST
Congrats.
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st: 6:42am On Nov 15, 2015
Rilwayne001:


lool.. OP wants to be a muslim and not a terrorist. The characteristics above describes a fanatic terrorist and not a Muslim. wink

Take note sire smiley
wat is d difference between muslims and terrorist?

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Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st: 6:45am On Nov 15, 2015
malvisguy212:
are you a muslim? Do you worship God or money?
DONT U TINK IS gud to worship 4 money dan 4 an imagination 72 virgin?
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 6:52am On Nov 15, 2015
Rilwayne001:


lool.. OP wants to be a muslim and not a terrorist. The characteristics above describes a fanatic terrorist and not a Muslim. wink

Take note sire smiley

Muslim=Terrorist
Islam= Religion of terror
Rilwayne001=potential terrorist.

Which of the equations above is not correct?

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Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 6:53am On Nov 15, 2015
Durenttt:
am not a muslim cheesy

Am am ATHEIST

Worse case grin

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Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 7:04am On Nov 15, 2015
Speechless3:

Worse case grin
cheesy

we dont bliv in religion poo
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 7:08am On Nov 15, 2015
Durenttt:
cheesy


we dont bliv in religion poo

and we dont believe in foolishness grin
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Nobody: 7:32am On Nov 15, 2015
Speechless3:

and we dont believe in foolishness grin
Good for US cheesy
Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by malvisguy212: 7:38am On Nov 15, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
DONT U TINK IS gud to worship 4 money dan 4 an imagination 72 virgin?
the both are devilish.

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