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On ISIS by UndespicableMe(m): 8:15am On Nov 16, 2015
ISIS Terrorists stopped a car of a Christian coupleand asked, are you Muslims?

Christian man answered, Yes, I'm a Muslim.
Terrorist: If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse
of Quran?

Christian man recited a verse from the Bible.
Terrorist: Alright you can go now.
Wife: I cannot believe you risk our life like that!
Why did u tell them that we are Muslims? If he
knew we were lying he would have killed both of
us.

Husband: Do not worry! If they knew the Quran
they would not kill people.
Morally, Terrorism has no Religion.
Quran says: If you killed 1 person, you have killedwhole humanity, and if you saved 1 person, youhave saved whole humanity
Re: On ISIS by lumenafrica: 3:58pm On Nov 18, 2015
Watch This Hilarious Hotel Fight and make sure you share and not enjoy the fight alone.
i had to cover it for your viewing pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6cx5uaNya0

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