1. Any of the big hotels.

Surface Bar and Grill or Voyage Restaurant at Radisson Blu; Oriental Hotel lobby, Brazzerie restaurant at Four Points by Sheraton; the lounging area beside the swimming pool at Eko Hotel. Make sure you order something so you look busy.

If you’re broke, the hotel receptions or garages are good alternatives.

2.Murtala Muhammed Airport (local or international)

Everybody knows that it’s only the rich and well-to-do that take plane flights. Others take the bus. So scrap together all the money you have and take a trip when next you need to travel. If you’re broke, just pretend you’re there to pick a friend or family that just landed and hang around.


3.Banana Island Estate main gate or back gate.

Why the gate? Because, if you don’t know anyone there or weren’t invited, security won’t let you in. So, to avoid embarrassing yourself, make sure you take a cab (the ‘Behind’ type) or you sef fit form small by taking an Uber.


4. Any Of The Numerous Big Churches In Lagos

This is for the christian sisters. Just go to House on the Rock, COZA, Daystar, Harvesters, Redeemed Christian Church of God (not any one, it must be City of David).
There are potential baes waiting. Don’t worry. God understands your situation and he won’t mind the hustle in church.


5.Chevron Estate, Lekki

Don’t go without a plan. You will stand out like a sore thumb if you are seen loitering around. Preferably, you can go around in your jogging clothes.

6.The shopping mall

Even though the poor now regularly patronise the malls now (including myself ), there are still places in them where you can meet the potential hubby. E.g Café Vergnano at The Palms. So go exploring for the cool spots in the mall and hang around there.


7. 1004 Estate staircase

You may ask why the staircase? That’s because you dare not go into any apartment without knowing someone there. If luck shines on you, you might even take home a rich white guy.


8. Accenture car park

This one is easy. You don’t need a car, but you need to look like you own a car. So jingle the keys to the car you may or may not have, while you stroll through the parking lot in search of the car.


9.Tarkwa Bay, Atican or Elegushi beach

Yeah, not just any beaches but these particular ones. The big boys regularly unwind here.


10. The High Class Restaurants e.g. Piccolo Restaurant

You can spend a small fortune on yourself here, but trust me my dear, you will reap that in multiple folds.

11. Pan Atlantic University

This university isn’t for the poor. Everybody here, both students and faculty are more than well-to-do and have access to the country’s influencers. So find ways to visit the place on a frequent basis. But your best bet is to take a course there.

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