Okay, you've probably seen some guys with low self confidence who walk up to a girl and for some reason decide to use lazy,rehearsed pick up lines. Some are so bad that I can't stop laughing when I hear them.
The silliest one I've heard;
A guy walked up to a girl he had never met before and said "My name is Emma and you must be Emmanuela".(lol,how could he possibly know her name?). The girl shunned him.<ouch>

you look familiar

I find ur lack of nudìty disturbing.

Good day woman, the good lord told me you are mine. So let's proceed with it ASAP without further delays because delay is dangerously dangerous.

Are u in uni lag, unical,unizik etc ur face s familiar.

Margauxluv:
Are u in uni lag, unical,unizik etc ur face s familiar.

Sorry are u in Unilorin.. .History Education .Your face looks QUITE familiar.

ClassCaptain:


Sorry are u in Unilorin.. .History Education .Your face looks QUITE familiar.

Ur skin like reflecting light rays on dah stream n your eyes like diamond in d field of falling snow!

That sounds lika pick up line?

Nah, daz actually a punch line!

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ClassCaptain:


Sorry are u in Unilorin.. .History Education .Your face looks QUITE familiar.

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ClassCaptain:


Sorry are u in Unilorin.. .History Education .Your face looks QUITE familiar.

U see wah m talking abt

ClassCaptain:


Sorry are u in Unilorin.. .History Education .Your face looks QUITE familiar.

stop dat joo. she lives in france where dey dont do jamb

but I think u should check dat falz guyy up on youtube for some incredible piick up lines

Your beauty took my eyes away. ..are u related to agbani darego

Sorry, you look like my lost sister, ,who got missing years back.

Thanks OP I'm only here to learn new pick up lines
Seems my own has been outdated and them girls have upgraded
Thanks again

baby gal make i talk to you naao

I luv say ur own back

Sorry why are u so ugly?

Heaven lost an Angel

I use hilux lines

Jus walk up to her and tell her..Hello babe u gat to kiss urself..u r so pretty...

you look like my next girlfriend

Is your name sola did ever go to redeem?

Margauxluv:
Are u in uni lag, unical,unizik etc ur face s familiar.

those questions some times r real... not everyone is interested in getting into your pants

hertz9te:

those questions some times r real... not everyone is interested in getting into your pants

U r high! Nd who s talking abt gerrn into som1s panty huh?

No fighting plzzz, but margauxluv is your broda a musician? Did your father ever played for Man u? U look sounds familiar..

Ello bae! You look similar, is your brother shola? Do you smoke with him? Does your father play football?

Ur dad must be a theif, cos the day u were born someone stole the stars and put em in ur eyes
.........Jonaifame22.........

In Falz's voice

Is your name sola did ever go to redeem?
With this your nicca burger are you going to gym?
You resemble pretty woman, do you know the film? Cause definitely you’re not someone with low self-esteem
This your Confident level gan is so extreme
Do you relate to kafaya iyen aburo tesleem?

Your beautiful I'm handsome, let go halves on a baby

baby does ur mum sells pounded yam? cos my hrt is pounding 4 u