Editor’s note: An open letter of apology to the
immediate past president, Goodluck Jonathan,
apparently authored by a Nigerian, Michael Joel, is
becoming viral. From the former president’s exit from
power, to the seeming non-fulfillment of electoral
promises by the All Progressive Congress-led federal
government, the author makes an unreserved apology
and expresses hope on Jonathan’s return.

Our Dear Goodluck Jonathan,


I write on behalf of all Nigerians to tender an
unreserved apology to you for unknowingly voting you
out of office as the president of “once upon a time”
giant of Africa, Nigeria.


I know many will shy away from accepting this fact,
especially those from the Aggrieved People Caucus
(APC) who are commonly known for boasting of what
they cannot or will never do.


Before your unfortunate exit, we Nigerians used to buy
fuel at N87.00 per litre. Who knows, maybe by now you
would have brought it down to N22.00 per litre had you
not been voted out.


Your Excellency, believe me, we have all learnt the
lesson and we promise never to repeat such a blunder.


It may interest you to know that we have finally come to
terms that President Muhammadu Buhari’s primary
ambition was to be a petroleum minister, but he was
tricked by the known scammers to divert from his
ambition to presidency for reasons not yet made public.


In view of this discovery, we are currently on a round-
table negotiation with PMB to accept your unconditional
return to presidency, and for him to rather concentrate
on the Ministry of Petroleum till further notice.


Accept the assurance of the fact that once the “old
soldier” signs the memorandum of understanding, we
will communicate same to you.


While re-emphasising our regret as regards your exit
from power, we are hopeful that you are currently on the
drawing board to re-strategize and do what you know
how to do best ahead.


Please accept our sincere apology.


Michael Joel,


Yours truly.

I can't wait. Back and better even in a thousand years.

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GEJ........ till forever

Dear GEJ,
I was among those that sent you to otuoke. Giving the opportunity, I will do it over and over again.

But I miss your wife shaa with her comic reliefs.

Kindly ensure you remain in otuoke.

Regards.

Until a man marries a second wife, he can never appreciate the first wife

Its true. He should return to Otuoke presidency . GEJ was never born to lead . Everyone took advantage of his dullness !

Dear GEJ
How is life treating you in the Otuoke where I sent you. Hope you have acquired some clue? How about your PhD thesis, have you found it?
Greet Mama Pesh for me.

Your slayer
Card Reader

That'd be an endtime return

Just look at d characters dat keep poppin out as our presidents in ds country! Are we cursed? We dey forbid characters like obama,mandela,hugo chavez,angela merkel et al? All dese clueless and corrupt after corrupt leaders na wetin sef?

Our Dear Goodluck Jonathan,


I write on behalf of all Nigerians to tender an
unreserved apology to you for unknowingly voting you
out of office as the president of “once upon a time”
giant of Africa, Nigeria.

l guess the writer took expired codeine!