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Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 2:18pm On May 23, 2009
My Dear Sir,

Re: APLICATION FOR MY JOB

I am aply to my job of security guard to your boss in your company of UTH.

I complete to Grade 7 examination certificate in 1997. 1 am 27 years to be born of age and no mallied and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in Swaziland country there 10 years now no see she so nobody known to help me. My certificate is just sitting home but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Sciences and all subjects but fail in English because Tonga teacher teaching me is jelos of me. I here people you want secutity guards to you company and i tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years. I want to join the company of you. Please consider my aplication careful and call me any time because i am red for interview. I am very honest and can speak English free.

Please also great your wife
I am your hornest servant
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Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 2:24pm On May 23, 2009
Stale!
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 2:27pm On May 23, 2009
Armed robbers went to the house of Studio an okoro guy.
Your money or your life? they demanded
He replied " I have given my life to Jesus and my money is in the bank, so nutting for you all
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 2:29pm On May 23, 2009
atleast heaven is guaranteed even if them kill studio. kiss
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 2:30pm On May 23, 2009
Kerewa was asked to write an essay about himself, he wrote;,
I, born a suspect. I can walk down any street in NIGERIA and women will hold their purse tighter, hold onto their bags, lock their car doors. If i look up into the window of their house as i pass i can see old ladies on the phone. They have already dialled 911 & just waiting for me to do something wrong
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 2:31pm On May 23, 2009
if i nor laugh at ya jokes, who else go laugh?

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Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 2:34pm On May 23, 2009
A blind man carrying a cripple says ; there are so many fine chics in this area o!!!!
cripple: how u take see them
blind man: your "thing" just dey stand anyhow since i carry you.
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by sylve11: 2:46pm On May 23, 2009
Captain, Captain cool
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 2:47pm On May 23, 2009
sergeant any qualms?
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by donsponky(m): 4:43pm On May 23, 2009
igwe romade, edi agu ohh wink
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by donsponky(m): 4:48pm On May 23, 2009
when romade was still a kind,so arm rubber came into there house in ojuelegba, so the rubbers now told evry boby to lie down and face there face on the floor. so romade rufuse to lie down, and the rubber ask; why are not lieing down, romade replie; uncle arm rubber my dady is not lieing down too. all the rubbers boarst into laff. undecided kiss
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 4:15pm On May 24, 2009
Donsponky abi na wetin u call yaself.

This ya yeye stale joke if fulla gramatical errors.

Come u be calabar man?
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Ben13: 10:17am On May 25, 2009
Abeg clear o jare; nothing dey sweet for you at all angry

that was romade's application three years ago, e don put am for my head cheesy
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Lolabbey: 10:38am On May 25, 2009
wgre studio 43 dey sef
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 12:26pm On May 25, 2009
benji u try
lola ow far hope market dey sell
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Lolabbey: 12:29pm On May 25, 2009
we dey push am ojare
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 12:40pm On May 25, 2009
casket biz no dey easy lyk dat so b patient
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Lolabbey: 12:43pm On May 25, 2009
u be ma senior 4 d job so sure u knw beta
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by tytylayor: 12:58pm On May 25, 2009
nice ones lomade
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Lolabbey: 1:05pm On May 25, 2009
iyawo how runs?
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 1:12pm On May 25, 2009
her runs don pass ribadu own
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Lolabbey: 1:16pm On May 25, 2009
u dnt say!
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by tytylayor: 1:41pm On May 25, 2009
i run nowhere, i'm rite beside u
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Lolabbey: 1:43pm On May 25, 2009
dats cool yfy
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 1:44pm On May 25, 2009
shocked
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Lolabbey: 1:47pm On May 25, 2009
wetin enter ya eyes
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Ben13: 2:04pm On May 25, 2009
you no see the flies wey just pass
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 2:26pm On May 25, 2009
ow she for see with her 1 eye?
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by PeeJee(m): 2:33pm On May 25, 2009
shocked when did that happen?
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 2:34pm On May 25, 2009
during one of ur imagined journeys
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by papine(m): 2:58pm On May 25, 2009
lipsrsealed applicant, you go good inside zooo,
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 3:01pm On May 25, 2009
make benji catch u
u go 4get ya name, addy, phone number & ur educational achievement

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