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Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Ben13: 3:04pm On May 25, 2009
. . .not when the original zoo master is there cheesy
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 3:07pm On May 25, 2009
dat is definitely studio
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by DONFASZY(m): 3:13pm On May 25, 2009
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin grin grin

ben20001

u own don finish, come work for me, my dog house security

but my dogs go b ur chief security o, u go dey guard with them, when dem shit as una dey run 2gether for my compound, u go dey clean am since on ur first day of resumption, we go give u packer n brush

call me now b4 i give d job to mallam wey graduate

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Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Ben13: 3:15pm On May 25, 2009
No way! I don't trust that guy at all

you know all the animals in the zoo are naked cheesy
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 3:35pm On May 25, 2009
benji get xperience
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Ben13: 3:37pm On May 25, 2009
rommie, I can't believe you don't trust me at this point cheesy
you know I wouldn't even imagine such a thing.
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 3:40pm On May 25, 2009
The down fall of a man is not the end of his life. sad
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 3:44pm On May 25, 2009
d rise & death of studio

benji i ftrust u
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 3:48pm On May 25, 2009
oh gawd,
let my enemies live long and see what i would become in future. sad
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by Ben13: 3:51pm On May 25, 2009
prayers begin cheesy
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 3:54pm On May 25, 2009
I'm for Jesus



He Lives
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 3:55pm On May 25, 2009
Re- branding begins.
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 4:01pm On May 25, 2009
i am totally sold to Christ
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 4:07pm On May 25, 2009
well, im sorry
but christ nor recognise you
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 4:10pm On May 25, 2009
ur christ bah?

I know my God & He knows me which is y i do xploits
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by dani1luv: 4:13pm On May 25, 2009
Romade na the application you write to me be that na?

Wetin con bring ben insyde dis one
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 4:14pm On May 25, 2009
Romade


Joker.

after that face me i face u house wey u still dey live, What next?
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by dani1luv: 4:18pm On May 25, 2009
The onli CFR of Joke Section how far cheesy
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 4:22pm On May 25, 2009
My oga, nothing do me o jare.

just that all dis little bobo's nor wan dey know there mate again.


how ya side naw?
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 4:27pm On May 25, 2009
my syd dey wet
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 4:30pm On May 25, 2009
only T.B JOSHUA get solution to ya pissy pissy for body mid night issue.
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 4:31pm On May 25, 2009
no b d dilutd shekpe wey u give me angry
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 5:02pm On May 25, 2009
reccesion don turn u to beggy beggy naw.
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 5:09pm On May 25, 2009
tongue
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 5:22pm On May 25, 2009
GRANDMA'S LETTER OF LOVE

Dear Friend,
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
"For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"What an exuberant cheerleader he was forJesus!
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few timesto share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach",
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, he was enjoying this religious experience, too!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.


Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love,
Grandma
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 5:32pm On May 25, 2009
were's the joke romade?
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 5:35pm On May 25, 2009
dont care if u dont get it as usual
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 5:40pm On May 25, 2009
i nor dey buy commodity market wey nor get NAFDAC NUMBER .

sorry!
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 5:41pm On May 25, 2009
liar
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by StudioCFR(m): 5:44pm On May 25, 2009
That u cant do without
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky: 12:52pm On May 26, 2009
kip foolin yaself with ya old age shioor
Re: Ben20001 Aplication by D1KeleVra(m): 2:16pm On May 26, 2009
All these letters wey all these tatafos dey post for NL sef!!

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